Here’s why God should have stopped before the ninth day:
Compliments of Soopermexican, on tips from Oiao, born in 76, Troy, and Dan Feely.
By Dave Blount |
SO GOD MADE AN AUTHORITARIAN?
That is so funny! The narrator is great!
Gott mat me a Nazi.
Liberals…proof that God has a sense of humor.
Liberals; proof that there is a sucker born every minute. Except when their mother aborts them.
Why does Obama love drones?
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock , and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. “I’m A Democrat”
2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted For Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Re-elect Obama In 2016”
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”
10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”
12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
and the last sticker is…
15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”
So God made a liberal. A person who will:
“‘Be ever hearing, but never understanding;
be ever seeing, but never perceiving.’
10 Make the heart of this people calloused;
make their ears dull
and close their eyes.[a]
Otherwise they might see with their eyes,
hear with their ears,
understand with their hearts,
and turn and be healed.”
New International Version (NIV)
God made liberals but he calls them FOOLS
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