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Feb 11 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

hagel

Second runner up:

The Incredible Shrinking President.
—ksevens

First runner up:

Never before did America have a President with his head so far up his ass, it popped out the other side.
—Sam

The winner:

“I am the Great Cornholio! Are you threatening me? This Constitution of which you speak: it is T.P. for my bunghole!”
—depwavid

Congratulations, depwavid. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

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  • Sam

    Thank you, Dave.

  • anon

    I got a turtlehead pokin’ out!

  • Python

    Hey dave i see even you are a slave to PC with the’Runner-ups” instead of 3rd 2nd and 1st place.

  • nikki

    I don’t know who’s in charge of picking winners for these caption contests, but seriously, the “winners” are just not funny. at all. sorry, but they’re not!

  • Barry

    White button-down foreskin.

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