The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
The Incredible Shrinking President.
First runner up:
Never before did America have a President with his head so far up his ass, it popped out the other side.
“I am the Great Cornholio! Are you threatening me? This Constitution of which you speak: it is T.P. for my bunghole!”
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