Feb
11
2013
Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
The Incredible Shrinking President.
—ksevens
First runner up:
Never before did America have a President with his head so far up his ass, it popped out the other side.
—Sam
The winner:
“I am the Great Cornholio! Are you threatening me? This Constitution of which you speak: it is T.P. for my bunghole!”
—depwavid
Congratulations, depwavid. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
Thank you, Dave.
I got a turtlehead pokin’ out!
Hey dave i see even you are a slave to PC with the’Runner-ups” instead of 3rd 2nd and 1st place.
I don’t know who’s in charge of picking winners for these caption contests, but seriously, the “winners” are just not funny. at all. sorry, but they’re not!
White button-down foreskin.