Obama’s ham-fisted nationalization of the student loan industry indicates that the federal government will take an ever larger role in financing the preposterously bloated expense of college. This should prevent institutions of higher learning from having to cut back on essential scholarship like Sex Week:
The prestigious University of Chicago is in the midst of hosting a comprehensive sex week that includes controversial events such as a course on sex education for kids, a play entitled “Genitalia the Musical,” and “Anal 101.”
According to the event’s official webpage, “Sex Ed for Kids” will be run by the Secular Alliance from 5-6pm Sunday and will offer college students advice on how to “teach kids” about sex and “learn yourself.”
“How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and desire to our kindergarteners?” asks the event’s description posted on sexweekuchicago.com.
That’s right, kindergarteners.
Minutes of the SGFC [Student Government Finance Committee] Dec. 4, 2012, meeting – which have since been deleted by SGCF website but were saved by Campus Reform – indicate that the body allocated $5,048 in student fees for the “educational” event.
Remember this next time a Democrat quacks about “investing in education.”
The event’s webpage encourages students to attend in order to answer burning questions such as “what are the finer points of penetration, oral, or anal sex?” …
A Feb. 13 session, titled “Great Oral Sex: with Tea Time & Sex Chats,” promises a “discussion on going down on men and women” — including “techniques” — all over tea.
A Feb. 15 session, entitled “Anal 101,” is advertised as a course on the “logistics and pleasures of anal sex.”
For a how-to session on bondage, aspiring scholars are encouraged to “bring your own rope, if you can!”
The university is also flying in Axel Braun, the director of more than 400 pornographic films, in from Los Angeles for a Sunday Q-and-A. The school will show one of his films, “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody.”
Other miscellaneous events include a cold reading of porn scripts by college improv groups and a live demonstration and tutorial on how to take naked pictures. It wraps-up on Sunday evening with fried food and a game of Twister on what the college website calls “the hugest Twister Board ever.”
The event’s website brags their sex week will go “far beyond typical sex education.”
No matter how far they push the envelope, the self-styled hip will always feel compelled to prove their devotion to degeneracy by pushing it even further. Sneered-at squares will continue to pick up the tab.
On a tip from Comrade J. Hat tip: The Right Scoop.