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Feb 18 2013

Baracula

Considering that he is a parasitical creature repelled by Christian symbols who has been sucking all the blood out of the economy, this toy is certainly appropriate:

baracula

Now if they would only make a toy Van Helsing equipped with a stake and a hammer.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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  • http://www.gofundme.com/andremaunsell Andre Maunsell

    How about a toy of Larry Sinclair instead with a CD of make out music to go along with it. I think they make for a great couple.

  • Flu-Bird

    Should come with a great big sack for all that cash

  • Dr. 9

    Is “your” govt. encouraging illegal immigration with the promise of “free” govt. goodies for all? But why would the govt. do that? Because liberals know that the more parasites they invite into the country, the more votes they can count on.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/18/come-to-us-live-on-dole-senator-says-immigration-stats-show-welfare-rules-not/

  • Skyfall

    Well, this is the perfect time for Dave to go back to being Van Helsing. Somehow I always liked that better (no offense, Dave!).

    Second, forget Dracula…make it a Satan doll and it’d be more accurate. Call a spade a spade, I say. (Oh…wait…is that RACIST?)

    Anyhow, let’s have a vote: How many want Dave to go back to V.H., wooden stake and all…?

  • JustAl

    [IMG]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad352/JustAlBlogger/baracularedbanner.jpg[/IMG]

  • Doug
  • TED
  • James McEnanly

    It is ironic that Obama should be portrayed as Dracula, since, <a href="http://www.donlinke.com/drakula/vlad.htm"Vlad Tepes , the historical figure upon whom Bram Stoker based his novel, spent a good deal of time protecting his country from Islamic invaders.

  • Marian

    True. Politicians have become predators. It’s no wonder they want to disarm law-abiding citizens.

  • Bid

    Dr. Van Helsing:

    Maybe if it was promised to not only use union labor, but also solar and windmill power for the factory there could be some stimulus cash used to do this. Better yet a unionized, illegal immigrant labor force should seal the deal.

    Think of the growth potential for adding more monsters like “Franken-Kerry”. Which would make a better Mummy, Nancy or Hillary?

  • Eric

    Sarah Van Helsing?

  • Barry

    How many can you buy for $ 16.5 trillion?

  • Flu-Bird

    The Van Helsing should also carry a Cross and Garlic as as well as Holy Water and the U.S. CONSTITUTION good weapons against bloodsuckers

  • Bob

    Idiocracy confirmed in theory…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh11CdybG14

  • TonyD95B

    RE: Skyfall says at February 18, 2013 at 11:13 am:

    “Anyhow, let’s have a vote: How many want Dave to go back to V.H., wooden stake and all…?”

    I thought Dave Blount was just an alias…..?

  • bjd

    He’ll always be Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.

  • Flu-Bird

    And what about old fly eater renfield the crazy guy?

  • Elizabeth

    Barry’s secret service code name: Renegade

    ren·e·gade
    /ˈreniˌgād/
    Noun
    A person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles.
    Adjective
    Having treacherously changed allegiance.
    Synonyms
    noun. turncoat – apostate – recreant – traitor
    adjective. recreant – apostate

    I bet he just laughs and laughs at how easy this whole farce is to pull off.

  • AZRon

    Elizabeth says:
    Barry’s secret service code name: Renegade.

    Are you sure it isn’t “retrograde”? Seems more appropriate.

  • WTSherman1864

    Checked amazon. Had the Clinton Werewolf but no Baracula. Most disappointing! But did not really expect Amazon to have this toy as it must be anathema to Amazon to criticize Our Great Leader….

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