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Feb 20 2013

Proud to Be a Natural Born Democrat

The following letter to the editor was submitted to the Carteret County News-Times. It perfectly captures the intellectual superiority in which authoritarian liberals take such ostentatious pride:

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On tips from Ben and G. Fox. Hat tip: Mr. Conservative.

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  • golfmax13

    I know this can’t be real. I may take a chance and put it on FB anyway – it’s just too good to pass up.

  • laughter is good

    LOL!

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    I…I don’t even thing I know where to respond to this. Like the poster above, I’m hesitant to think this is real but given the conversations I’ve had with my prog friends of late, I’m convinced it’s true.

    It’s not sure about Chicago being safer? 532 dead in one year might like to have a say: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/report-532-murdered-chicago-2012_693417.html

    The sad thing is not just how utterly soulless/brainless these people are, but just how eager they are to be ruled, to worship an idiot politician, as we see here. May it’s chains rest…heavy upon it.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    This can’t possibly be real.

    .

  • Vulcan11

    Dave is right! This is a perfect example of a good Democrat. Nuclear powered brain compared to the rest of us that is for sure!

  • Buffalobob

    This is just too stupid to be real. Then again we have obama in his second term.

  • GoinSane

    I think that represents your average obamatard quite accurately, but if it was really printed, the author had to do it as a hoax – and he did a mighty fine job of it too.

  • Boo Radley

    For all that is holy, I hope this is fake. If not, that trip to hell in a handbasket is going to take a lot less time than I ever imagined.

  • Flu-Bird

    As the old anti-drg ads went WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE? Becuase DOPES use it and it cuases their brains to shrink to pea size

  • johnnosk

    I think that I am now dumber for having read that letter!

  • blue
  • gordo

    Proud to be an Idiot.
    I’ll bet money it’s real.

  • BJ

    W O W…

  • Sam Adams

    Republicans want to have guns so that they can make us afraid???

    That is really funny.

    Yes, indeed, dimwit. I want you afraid of stealing my money and property. I want you afraid of trying to force me to live the way you think I should.

    I’ve got an answer to you and your beloved democrat party:

    Leave me alone.

    Let me live in peace.

  • Gunny G

    This mutt shoulda been smothered in their crib.

  • big-pete

    The Modern American education system on regal display:

    I don’t know the exact statistics but I am quite sure [insert your ignorance here]…

    I weep.

  • benjamin harrison

    I don’t know the exact statistics,but I’m quite sure the writer of the letter is a danger to dogs of modest virtue and has a problem relating to the world around them,or the flat earth they prefer.I hear that this person has never read the Constitution,since it’s written in that archaic language of english.A street rap ‘tution’ with thumping bass and something about showing the man who’s a thug would no doubt be preferable.Yo.

  • Xavier

    Obviously a fake. It’s well documented that Low Country democrats can’t read or write.

  • TonyD95B

    Hilarious!!!

    The writer kept it under control and didn’t go too, too far over the top – that could actually pass for a “real” Loopy Loony Lemming Like Lying Liberal Loser pseudoprogressive neofascist Democrat.

    I’ll bet if we posted that out at PuffHo or some other LLLLLLL echo chamber cesspool we’d prob’ly get lots of, um…..”positive affirmation”.

  • Musicmaven

    It has been said that it is best to keep your mouth shut and be thought to be an idiot, rather than to open your mouth and leave no doubt…….Well in this case it was to write a letter to the editor. I wonder if it was written in crayon.

  • Clingtomyguns

    As this is what passes as today’s intellectual elite of the modern democrap party, we can’t be anything but energized that the armed citizens of this country would wipe out the would-be gun grabbers in one fail swoope. Molon labe, Mr. Proud to Be a Democrap (and cowardly as well), MOOOOLOOON LAAABBE!

  • Sam Adams

    Musicmaven says:
    February 20, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    I wonder if it was written in crayon.
    __________

    Naaah. Probably used one of those really big pencils on paper with the lines spaced wide apart.

  • http://moonbattery John S

    Folks, Seriously, it’s a parody, a spoof. Read it carefully. No human being on the face of the Earth is that stupid. Not even the most rabid of bed wetting liberals.

  • http://Yieldtotheright.com Annoy a liberal

    ROTFL-I too cannot believe this is real, however I haven’t laughed so hard since before before the election. If this letter is true, America is doooomed!!!!

  • CGW409

    I’d say the letter writer was dumber than a box of hammers but I’d be insulting the box of hammers.

  • sam

    This is scary in ways I can’t even possibly began explain.

  • sam

    This is scary in ways I can’t even possibly began to explain. oops my bad

  • Bill T
  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    I have heard every one of those points argued by Libtards, with the exception of one.
    In the case of the C section, this moron suggested that abortion would spare women from them.

    If this was parody, the author did a darned fine scary job of it.

  • Dr. 9

    That article is the best evidence i’ve seen proving, once and for all, that liberalism is in fact, a mental disorder.

  • JoeK

    “…a great many otherwise qualified people who can run for president because their mothers had to give birth in an UnNatural way…” has got to be Waaaay more fucking stoopid than not knowing the murder rate for shitcago is the highest in the nation. Got to beee…!!!!

  • Jay B.

    And please remember the editor chose to publish it.

  • Ragingbullwinkle
  • JNN

    I know many people think its a pardoy or spoof; and it may be. However, I have run into people this stupid.

  • jack

    Beyond the idiocy of what is written on it, I have to admit that the last time I saw a piece of paper that had the edges curled like this one was when Donald trump helped Obama to suddenly locate his Hawaiian “birth certificate”

  • Starving Writer

    Clearly a satire. The line about “Chicago is a lot safer than Morehead City” gives it away.

  • Flu-Bird

    A bumper sticker for this fool DONT FOLLOW ME IM LOST AND STUPID

  • Clint Beastwood

    Reminds me of a scene from Billy Madison:

    “Proud To Be Democrat, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

  • whotothewhat

    Proud to Be a Natural Born Democrat letter to editor, was this written by a 3rd grader?

    Sorry I did not mean to insult 3rd graders I take that back.

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  • http://Moonbattery David

    I laughed so hard. It is really good. Maybe satire, but, we have to look at how many people voted for Obama, or how many people drink the kool-aid of Algore and climate change (global warming or in 75′ global cooling), wealth distribution and all the tree huggers and academia. Just look at the college in PA where sex, masterbation and same sex relations in a chapel was excused an appropriate place to have it. Lots and lots of stupid people out there, so this one could be real.

  • benjamin harrison

    If this is a real President Bounell supporter it’s still brighter than Bill Maher.

  • ent

    I’m not sure what the point of the snopes link above was. All they said was, “Yes, the letter is real, and there’s no way to know, but we think it’s a spoof.” Which is about par for the course for snopes.com.

  • Momster

    Well, that’s news to me–The Constitution was written a hundred years ago!

  • ant

    The c-section part makes me think it’s a joke…but I don’t know…I’ve heard college campus abortion activists completely redefine ‘chromosomes’ into something more compliant to their own liking. So….

  • Jester

    Of course it’s real. For the last five years I’ve heard those exact words (sometimes in that exact order) parroted nonstop by the hardcore progressives I’m forced to endure every week.

  • http://davidscommonplacebook.wordpress.com David Hoffman

    I think it’s real. My idiot liberal brother could have written a letter just like that one.

  • Scotty G.

    I have already spoken to libs who actually believe that Fox News discussed if the Russian metor was a plot by President Obama so it is not big stretch to consider this real.

  • Beef

    This is an effective way to illustrate the intellectual vacuity of liberalism. A conservative was able to get a letter past the editorial board of a newspaper by mimicking an Obamabot without taking it too far. I encourage you all to use tactics like this.

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