Feb
20
2013
Colorado State Senator Jesse Ulibarri: Defend Yourselves With Ballpoint Pens
Sure the Founding Fathers were adamant about upholding our right to bear firearms. But that was before we had ballpoint pens. Still more lunacy from the gun-grabbing moonbats running Colorado, compliments of Dem State Senator Jesse Ulibarri:
Waiting until the killer runs out of ammo and then attacking with a pen doesn’t make any less sense than forcing women to rely on “safe zones” to defend themselves from rape.
On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.
I thought it was supposed to be whistles and “safe zones”. Oh well…the pen is a good idea. You can offer to write your attacker a check if he leaves you alone. If not, you can leave a quickly drafted last will and testament.
Next time any of these political a-holes want armed protection, esp. on the tax payer’s dime, send them a Bic and tell ‘em to have a nice day.
Well, if the pen is mightier than the sword, maybe it’s mightier than a gun too?
Unless you obtain your office supplies from Q branch, I don’t see how a ball point pen will deter an attacker.
Another Hispanic Democrap Colorado lawmaker that despartely needs a healthy dose of jailhouse loving to clear out the moonbattery. Can you imagine a more just reward for this worm than to be backed into a corner in a jailhouse shower trying to defend himself with his pen, while members of the Aryan Nation and Muslim Black Brotherhood close in.
Is there a “who can say the stupidest shit without being labeled a misogynist” contest going on in Colorado?
This douche talks about all the lives that were saved, but if some in the crowd had concealed carry, I can assure a lot fewer would have died, and the shooter would have been one of them. But I guess it is nicer for the shooter to let him empty his magazine before everyone dog piles on him and they all start singing We Are The World.
Let’s give the Secret Service JUST pens then!
This has reached such a level of BS it’s surreal!
Let’s all send PENS to this guy!
With a CC to his fearless leader Obama…
Check out jesse’s sob story and his kid’s two Daddys.
http://jessieforcolorado.com/about-jessie/
First they came for my guns, while exclaiming “let them eat ball point pens”
I would love to challenge this guy to a duel.
Here are the proposed rules of engagement
1. We both stand back to back.
2. Then we each walk exactly ten paces.
3. On the count of ten we both turn to face each other and draw our weapons.
5. He can draw his ball point pen and blow on his rape whistle and I will draw my pistol.
Does that sound fair?
These people should be muzzled. Every future shooter is paying attention to the mistakes and opportunities they’re listing.
Perhaps this queer should ask Giffords and her husband why they both have concealed carry permits.
Because, Doc, people like Giffords are SPECIAL and SMARTER and ENTITLED and IMPORTANT and can be TRUSTED with guns and armed body guards…unlike those crazed, violent, extremist Tea Party maniacs who don’t really need anything more than a Parker Jotter and a kazoo (much more effective than a whistle).
Clingtomyguns @ 6:29 pm
Sorry, but this guy is already gettin’ his jailhouse lovin’.
Ulibarri is a democrat social-justice activist whose candidacy was endorsed by the Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund.
He’s openly gay and is one of eight openly gay legislators.
Maybe 2% of the American population is gay, but out of 35 Colorado legislators there are eight gays – that’s nearly 25%.
There’s nothing worse in life than a she-male girly-man Christian-basher – who votes down every school bill for kids, because he can’t fathom the value of children – making decisions for how the bread and butter grass roots families in America decide how to raise and secure a future for their sons and daughters.
Apparently, the gay remedy for violence is now a whistle, a ballpoint pen, and a safe zone GPS…perhaps a feather boa is next.
Typical liberal demacratic eletists who has his own bodyguards to protect him 24/7 this jerk seams to forget were living ina republic and nota monracy
As a kid growing up in Colorado in the 70′s, we watched as California idiots first invaded Aspen, then Vail, leaving trash in their wake, and then spread like a disease across the state. I went back in 2005 and the place, from The People’s Republik of Boulder down to Colorado Springs was one shitty nest of liberalism.
I would sent this guy a pen and a note telling him to stick it in his a$$, but my guess is he would like it.
I’m just spit-balli’ here (ouch), but isn’t having an
assault pen gonna give the PC safety nannies
in the government indoctrination centers er daycare er
public schools a fit what with zero tolerance and all…
not that they have any time to write their lessons with all of the counseling and group hugging going on.
So let me see if I have this…
If you are in a location where there is a person with a gun shooting innocent people, according to Liberals you are supposed to:
* Hide
* Run Away
* Tackle Them
* Throw things (books or staplers) at them
* Stab Them with a Pen
But they left out what Liberals REALLY want you to do in this case…
Stay Unarmed and Unable to Defend Yourself, abd DIE VERY SOON!
What about #2 pencils??? I can be sensitive to the environment by using a sustainable materials and at least when I die from multiple gun shot wounds I can thank mental midgets like Jesse Ulibaretard for his amazing insights. Senator Ulibarri- I hope you decide to castrate yourself so you can’t reproduce and contaminate the rest of the world. Please remember to kick the chair out from beneath you after the rope is snug. Thanks for playing!
To echo Bloodless’ sentiments, on another blog I offered that as a former collegiate saber fencer I would be more than willing go face to face with this brainless twit and challenge him to a duel as to whether his pen was indeed mightier than my sword — even a blunt practice one, which nonetheless could put a painful array of welts all over his sanctimonious hide.
“Halt, halt I say or I’ll click my Bic!” said the Lib
*BANG!* Said the mugger.
Another demacratic jerk who can always count on the states crinimals to support him like they do with most of the demacRAT party He needs to lose him american citizenship and be banished to the gobi desert for life
China and Russia recommend the military switch to ball point pens while they keep their contemporary weapons.
By all means, use ballpoint pens, but avoid the high capacity ink cartridges.
This does make good sense as soon Obama will use a pen to disarm all law abiding citizens.
Yesterday, I advocated useing whatever weapons were at hand in such situations. I SHOULD HAVE stated that you should do so if you DON’T HAVE A GUN.
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