One advantage moonbats have is that they need not worry about being subjected to parody — not because most comedians are obedient liberal establishment lapdogs, but because it is impossible to parody a reality like this:
A food company has changed the name of its popular Cains Kosher Dill Midgets after an online campaign by the mom of a girl born with dwarfism.
Chelley Martinka, whose 10-month-old baby daughter Adelaide has the condition, was incensed after seeing the name on jars at her local supermarket in Cranston, R. I.
Push most any corporation and it will move — provided you push it toward moonbattery.
Midget has joined Chinaman on the mysteriously forbidden vocabulary list. Update your Newspeak dictionaries as appropriate.
On a tip from Mickey Shea.