The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“I am not a prop, mister!”
First runner up:
“If you look through this magnifying glass you’ll see what’s left of your parent’s America — but I’m working on that tiny bit too…”
“Little girl, I need you to loan me another trillion.”
Congratulations, Scott Smith. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.