The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“We took their guns, right? That skinhead guy is making me nervous.”
First runner up:
“And then Chris Matthews grabbed me from behind, and started kissing my ass, like this.”
“As I have said before: We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.”
Congratulations, GaryA. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.