Mar
04
2013
Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“We took their guns, right? That skinhead guy is making me nervous.”
—Kyle
First runner up:
“And then Chris Matthews grabbed me from behind, and started kissing my ass, like this.”
—SNuss
The winner:
“As I have said before: We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.”
—GaryA
Congratulations, GaryA. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
I’m starting to see why Big Sis bought 2 billion rounds of 40 cal hollowpoint.
Congrats on some great submissions.
Remember, the Marxist-in-Chief warned us about his “national security force”, didn’t he. But you can bet it won’t be those nice, clean political props behind him. More like the Black Panthers and the Nation of Islam, both of whom make great targets.
I dunno–I kind of the the first runner up better–fits the photo…and reality.
oops–kind of like, that is
“OK, for my next impression: This is ME, sucking the air out of the economy.”
Really?