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Mar 04 2013

Conservatives Need Not Apply

The Harvard Crimson has issued a warning — if you are a conservative likely to bellyache about the radical left ideology prevailing at this ever more ideologically driven university, don’t bother to apply:

The editorial, titled “Warning: Do Not Enroll,” denigrates famous conservatives who graduated from Harvard and later sharply — and perhaps hypocritically — complained about the university’s liberal ideology, including former presidential candidate Mitt Romney, Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, and Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly.

If you consider middle of the road types like Romney and O’Reilly to be unacceptably conservative, you just might be Harvard material.

“If we could have spoken to these three men, we would have told them never to come to Cambridge,” wrote the staff of the Crimson.

Diversity is only a sacred concept when it means discriminating against Caucasians. Diversity of thought is the last thing militantly tolerant Ivy League colleges will tolerate.

At least our liberal ruling class won’t object if conservatives apply to an institution that has become still more exclusive, thanks to Obama’s economy:

Harvard accepts about 7 percent of applicants. At a recent “National Hiring Day” McDonalds accepted only 6.2 percent, according to CBS2Chicago.

Working at McDonalds is far more likely to provide an education grounded in reality than Harvard.

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A more constructive learning experience.

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14 Responses to “Conservatives Need Not Apply”

  1. Clint Beastwood says:

    “Diversity is only a sacred concept when it means discriminating against Caucasians.”

    /thread

  2. Dennis Carr says:

    Many years ago, I would write letters to the editor.. Most of it was about the rampant school teachers asking for more money over and over… In one I mentioned that an increase in wages should not be because they are only producing Hamburger flippers.. You would have thought I burned the flag…lol

  3. criolle johnny says:

    Gimme a link on the McDonalds hire!

  4. Xavier says:

    The Crimson has proven once again that the insults which sting the most are the ones that are true. Crybabies.

    Apparently liberals don’t like being called, um, liberals. You know what to do.

  5. Justme says:

    Yes, Hamburger U is more of an real world education – Alas, but the Haavaard name nearly guarantees a graduate far more opportunities and income.

    I knew a bunch of them a long time ago, book-smart but street illiterate. I wouldn’t worry about them though as long as they aren’t in an urban area after dark.

  6. Justme says:

    As for graduating a non Ivy League school, you would actually be better off graduating Hamburger U. A needed skill learned at a far better value. Hell, aren’t most colleges Accredited by Hamburger U? Or is being a “barista” part of a different program?

  7. Son of Taz says:

    Every time a Hah-vahd idiot opens their mouth, lies pour out. Kinda like the communist in the White House. He went to Hah-vahd.

  8. Flu-Bird says:

    Heres hoping HARVARD is soon converted into a PRISON

  9. Flu-Bird says:

    Harvard was MR HOWELLS(GILLIGANS ISLAND) old ALMA MATTER now its run by those uncouth YALEMEN

  10. southernsue says:

    harvard lol!
    the people that graduate from that school are the ones that have screwed our economy and country!

    can’t we get real people to run for office or is it for the elites only now

  11. Doug says:

    What’s the opposite of diversity? University.

  12. Welty Buttface says:

    A nation of vibrant diverse welfare recipients don’t need no edjumacashun. Disband all colleges expect for ones that teach how to fill out the welfare application.

  13. Son of Taz says:

    As the saying goes, “you can always tell a Harvard man, but you can’t tell him much.”

  14. AZRon says:

    I grew up understanding that an education is priceless. A piece of paper is what you wipe your ass with.

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