A firearm in the hands of a law-abiding citizen is the concretization of individual liberty. This is why anything that even resembles a gun sends liberals into paroxysms of rage. In the schools they use as indoctrination centers, they have taken their maniacal hatred well beyond self-parody. For example, in Baltimore children were sent home from Park Elementary School due to a disruption allegedly caused by seven-year-old Josh Welch. The disruption:
Josh was enjoying his breakfast pastry when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain.
Josh said, “It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn’t.”
His punishment for eating a strawberry tart in such a way as to make it vaguely resemble a gun while trying to make it resemble a mountain: two days suspension. Yes, I’m serious.
Chewing a Pop-Tart into the shape of a cross might incur a comparable punishment.
We can only imagine what kids are learning from the militant lunatics who run government schools.
On a tip from Wiggins and G. Fox.