Bureaucrats excrete so many bans, they are bound to sometimes produce one that makes sense:
The word “FREEDOM” is among the list of banned vanity license plate slogans for Washington D.C., according a government file obtained by a Freedom of Information Request filed by the transparency website GovernmentAttic.org.
A government-issued license plate provided by the ultra-statist local authorities in the Debt Star, the nerve center of institutionalized coercion should not read FREEDOM. The cognitive dissonance would distract other drivers to the point of causing a safety hazard.
On tips from Stormfax and wingmann.