Mar
09
2013
Caption Contest
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Video – Fox News Special: Benghazi Attack – 6 Months Later………..
http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/03/fox-news-video-benghazi-6-months-of.html
“See you on the other side, Comrade…”
Everything Obama touches ends up DEAD!
One stroke now, two later.
So, you see, Hugo, if I move your thumb this way, this is just like the the way I’m jerking off MY people just like you.
You’ll save a seat for me in hell right?
I gotcha ya covered bro!
Dark skinned homo dictator secret handshake revealed!
The photo that made Sean Penn cry.
The “Stroke Me Tender” Reminiscent Handshake
I know where you are ticklish
Hmmm, Barry, about as big as I remember.
Some day, they will caress each other’s huevos again…
I want to be humorous, but I just cannot.
This moment in history signifies the birth of Marxist dominion of the America’s
Hugo was not at all surprised that Barack already knew the secret socialist handshake.
Hey hugo tell me if they have golf courses in hell
Borrowing from the late great Donna Summer
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I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
‘Cause when I’m bad
I’m so’ so bad
So let’s dance, the last dance
I got your back bro!
Barack, after you die you can be on permanent display, too.
Come on Hugo, there’s time for a quick hand job.
Live long and prosper.
Don’t worry Hugo, ObamaCare will cure what ails you….”
“Everything I touch gets the cancer, bud. Enjoy”
“I love the way you have your boot on the necks of your people.”
One down, one to go!
“Yo, My Brother from a different Mother”
Hey Hugo, let me show you the capitalist imperialist cancer causing handshake. Alright my man, way to go!
See joo in Hell, mi Amigo!
BFFs.
You’re here to mow my lawn, right?
From one oppressive tyrant to another.
You got $2 billion tucked away? Way to go, bro!!!
Secret Illuminati Handshake exposed!
No war but class war, my comrade brother, as our master Lucifer commands.
Nanu-nanu.
Ooh, your fingers are so frisky today, Comrade!
They’re the same skin tone! Brothers, in more than just one way.
HELLBOUND
‘Sup brotha! Tyranny my man!
I’ll teach you the “Chicago Thug Shake” while you tell me more about your glorious socialist revolution.
See you in Hell
“Keep my seat in hell warm for me Amigo Dictator.”
BARRY MY BOY, YOU ARE A GOOD STUDENT OF MINE.YOUR GRADE IS A+ 5.0 AVERAGE.YOU HAVE COME A LONG WAY!!!
Senor, do as I say and jour people will not know what heet them unteel it is too late!
Practice here, and After i die, you come to Venezuela. The country will be yours!
“I always wanted to meet a communist dictator with his own cult of personality! My dream finally came true!”
” Me too, Hugo… Me too…”
Forward comrade forward to the golden socialist utopia.
Senor Obama, pull my thumb!
“See you in Hell, Dawg! See you in Hell.”
Thumb wrestling for oil.
“…now, click your heels three times and say ‘There’s no place like hell…’ “
“epb says:
March 9, 2013 at 9:15 am
They’re the same skin tone! Brothers, in more than just one way.”
Hey, you might be onto something; check pic of Hoooogo at Drudge http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzZyNQ3Q0W09R0kjNrlSa5UxS7KKDikbJgKin0e30vfrI5UAZQ
You and me, we own this hemisphere, bro!
“Yo Hugo, your healthcare policies are to die for.”
Hugo, That’s how big my wee wee is.
Wanna show me yours?
Say hello to El Diablo!
“Obama, ju are de gdeatest! I adorre clowns!”
It’s a deal, BHO! The first one to hell is a rotten egg that will have the sulfurous smell of Satan!
“The Touch of Death”
“What, you think I’d forget how to do the secret shake? Give me some credit, B-Dog!”
Hello my brother from another mother
“I smell sulfur, Comrade.”
For the last time Hugo! Yes I Do Swallow
We will meet again in Hell my brother
Let me show you what tea bagging is really about.
You’ve done well in Venezuela Comrade, but wait till you see what I can do in the United States!
You’ve done well in Venezuela Comrade, but wait till you see what I do to the United States!
Obama to Chavez. “Thanks for the economic blueprint, bro.”
If we only had a drone in range then……
You Marxists are so stupid, that you can’t even shake hands correctly.
“Los dos cucarachas satisfacer”
(The two cockroaches meet)
You can catch krotch kancer shaking it that way.
A socialist enemy of America greets his friend Hugo.
Bwahaha! Fighting hard for the working class we fooled those serfs didn’t we Barry.
(As reported by Venezuelan National News Service)
Have some cancer, beatch.
Your hand is awfully cold, Mr. Chavez.
This thumb wank handshake photo gives Barry fond memories of their closed door “negotiations”.
The kiss of death….like everything he touches.
Well done comrade, devil’s speed and I’ll see ya in hell.
ObrownMao says, “I wish that was your cock, and this was my mouth.”
No words were needed. They were drunk on power. After drinking from the well of Liberalism.
Barry , I miss our Mom and Dad.
Penus measuring contest,and,they both lose!
Penus? Penis?, fat fingers typing, you still have negative dick length
Hugo, don’t forget to put me in your will, I have a feeling President Bush already poisoned you.
Reagan/Thatcher, that was a looooong time ago.
Pull my finger.
eharmony.com commercial:
We brought these two homos together.
“See you in hell Komrade.”
Hugo my friend this is the way Reggie does it, and he’s really good at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHJrgUUsQVM&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Let’s thumb wrestle. Best 3 outta 5!…
HC: Estupido, Presidente O, you are under my thumb pero too estupid to realize it. I play you like un Stradivarius!
BO: Oh, cabana boy — please, dos Pina Coladas muy pronto!
BO: I’ll keep the border open so you can come over to work in the White House lawn and garden after the coup d’etat.
BO: Nanu-nanu.
HC: Nacho-Nacho.
“See you in hell real soon Hugo”
Birds of a feather flock together!
Wow comrade I had no idea you knew the Man’s Country secret handshake.
Friend, Allie, Socialist Amigos
Sure Barack, I can get those glass display cases for you wholesale! See you soon, pal!
We need together real soon, for the people.
Don’t worry Barry, I’ll show you the “way”.
One, two, three, four–I declare a thumb war!
My uncle taught me this one called the hand job now, b-job later!
Thanks for the endorsement, Bro.
My God Chavie, that feels likes Reggie’S wanger!
“I love the smell of sulfur in the morning. It smells like victory!”
obama thinks to himself, “I’m glad to be away from mi’chelle, sasha and malia.”
Chavez thinks to himself, “I’m glad to be away from mi’chelle, sasha and malia. Wonder when I’ll get to meet his son trayvon.”
So it’s agreed, keep that OPEC oil high and I will break the back of US industry. Everybody’s gonna be on welfare just like your country.
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Ok, so we’re finally ready for that Communist Mind Meld thing..
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See you in hell, my brother!
Hugo’s thinking, “Don’tchoo touch me wif dat left hand, mother-fucker!…AHHH DAMMIT, did he just wipe his ass on my jacket?!!! FUCKING SHIT!”
Quick Hugo, grab hold tight and drag barry to hell with you!!
Comrade , let me stroke your thumb like I stroke the American People…
Oh, homie don’t you know me!
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Let me grease your palm, Amigo..
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Heal me, Messiah!
Guy on Hugo’s right: Ohhh, ha ha ha, ohhh…Ju two, get A rrroom!
BZZZZ
I keeel you.
“Wait, I’m supposed to lead for this dance.”
Finally I meet a person with the same objectives for how a country really should be run..
When I’m gone, you’ll have some big shoes to fill.
Yeah, take it easy, Bro. But take it all.
Let’s combine and make one really big chicken coop.
Now if this special hand-implant the CIA made for me works, Hugo will be dead in no time!
Birds of a feather….
You give me cancer but you still can’t be dictator.
So many tyrants, so little cancer. Que lastima!
BARACK, YOU ARE THE SON I WOULD WANT TO HAVE!
” Just pull my finger to get some Marxist talking points”
The perfect background music…..
“Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you”
Hat tip to Lynyrd Skynyrd
it feels like a dick
Mace Windu: “There’s no doubt the mysterious dictator was a Marxist.”
Yoda: “Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice.”
Mace Windu: “But which died, the Master, or the Apprentice?”
The Thumb Job of death.
Chavez: I Promise I won’t come in your mouth.
Obama: Deal!
Top Secret photo reveals exactly when the U.S. gave Chavez his deadly cancer.
Obama’s mama died from cancer, now Chavez dies of cancer. The obama curse is revealed.
‘And this is called the bathhouse handshake.Well,it’s sorta like this.’
Here we see a Marxist wannabe dictator and the guy that died this week.
“No, Barrack. Its called thumb-wrestling. If you use your index, that’s cheating.”
till me meet again bro
Keep the seat warm for me hugo
Hey if you want to live, you need to come here soon, cause once obmacare is in place our medical care won’t be any better than what you got down now.
Hey if you want to live, you need to come here soon, cause once obamacare is in place our medical care won’t be any better than what you got now.
They Look deep into one another’s eyes and say lets thumb fuck before we put the world under our thumbs just to make it dirtier.
EVIL LAUGH!
I can smell the sulfur already. How about you, comrade?
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“Hugo, you ever play ‘Hide the Cannoli’?”