As Big Government spends $1.5 million investigating why most lesbians are obese and the Department of Homeland Security acquires enough ammunition for domestic use to sustain a hot war for 20+ years, the Marines still hanging out to dry in Afghanistan for political purposes have been told to “save every round” because the slight temporary reduction in the rate of increase of government spending entailed in the sequester spectacle supposedly renders the military unable to pay for bullets. No really, I’m serious:
The leader of the Marine Corps urged personnel to preserve ammunition and gasoline to brace for automatic spending cuts in Washington which are about to hit the Pentagon.
‘Save every round, every gallon of gas,’ Marine Corps Commandant James Amos told service members in a video that went live on YouTube on Friday.
Couldn’t they borrow some ammo from Uncle Mort? Or does she expect to be needing her literally billions of rounds right away?
To state the obvious, something is wrong here.
On a tip from RB26DETT.