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Mar 14 2013

Garden Variety

Although it was her choice to marry a jackass, Jill Biden deserves sympathy. First her husband advises her to get herself arrested by firing a shotgun off the back porch, then we hear this:

Don’t worry about those garden variety slaps across the face, girls. As liberal demigod Bill Clinton recommends, if you get a fat lip, you can just put some ice on it.

On tips from Varla and The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

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10 Responses to “Garden Variety”

  1. AZRon says:

    So, it’s only bad if it’s a SLAP slap?

  2. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Before laughing too hard remember, the intended audience here is liberal women.
    Liberal women who wear the Muslim hijab in solidarity with the religion of death.

  3. big-pete says:

    But, but…Binders full of women!

  4. Flu-Bird says:

    Liberal eletists think the constitution dont mean a thing typical eletists

  5. what difference does it make says:

    It depends on the what the meaning of the word fatlip is.

  6. Flu-Bird says:

    THERE LIVES MAN NAMED JOE BIDEN,UPON A PIG HE WAS RIDEN,A VILLIAN SO BOLD,ALL COVERED WITH MOLD,QUICK LETS THE PLACE HE,S BEEN HIDEN

  7. Hans Peter says:

    Liberals are such useful idiots! ~ Lenin

  8. TED says:

    Obviously a jackass stupid enough for the Dim-o-cRATS to run for president.

  9. Jill says:

    Breitbart.com
    watch this clip of Joe Biden talking about a “slap in the face” in a domestic violence dispute. The clip has made the rounds today cut off after the “money quote” but left out the Vice President saying that any slap in the face is unacceptable.

  10. dan says:

    there’s a slap across the face…
    there’s a slap on the back or
    a slap on the ass….
    but nothing ‘beats’ being slapped with an injunction
    in a PC-world of zero tolerance

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