So That’s Why They Call It Brown
Brown is an Ivy League university. The status entailed in attending it doesn’t come cheap. Undergraduate tuition plus room, board, and fees for 2012–2013 will set you back $55,016. Fortunately taxpayer-backed student loans and scholarships are available. Here is what Brown students have been learning during Sex Week 2013:
Following an introductory seminar on “Fornication 101,” which covered basic topics such as putting condoms on with your mouth and G-spot stimulation, and [Wednesday's] presentation on “Queering the Toybox,” featuring eco-friendly gay sex toys and products that remember user preferences through integrated microchips, there’s really nowhere left to go, right?
Wrong.
Last night’s workshop was scheduled to
address “The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure,” where men will explore “how much fun prostate stimulation can be,” according to the official event schedule.
On the syllabus: “prostate massage, toys for prostate stimulation and more.”
Enterprising students ought to film final exam week at Brown; the footage could be used for lucrative homosexual pornography, to run on weekdays after school on the Disney Channel if current cultural trends continue.
In an egalitarian society, degeneracy isn’t only for those who can scrape up the mountains of money required for prestigious Brown. At the more modest University of Tennessee,
Sex Week is sponsored by the university’s Sexual Empowerment and Awareness at Tennessee club. The six-day event is expected to cost nearly $20,000 – covered in part by university grants, student fees and contributions from academic departments. …
There are 30 events planned including “Getting Laid,” “Sex Positivity; Queer as a Verb,” “Bow Chicka Bow Woah,” “How to Talk to Your Parents About Sex,” “Loud and Queer,” and “How Many Licks Does It Take…” – a workshop about oral sex. …
In addition to a campus-wide scavenger hunt for a golden condom, the university is hosting noted lesbian bondage expert and erotica author Sinclair Sexsmith.
Miss Sexsmith’s academic qualifications include serving on the board of the New York Lesbian Sex Mafia and running an obscene website entitled, “Sugarbutch Chronicles: The Sex, Gender and Relationship Adventures of a Kinky Queer Butch Top.” Also, “she is an expert in sexuality and leather.”
Scholarly pursuits during Sex Week will include a sex talent show and drag show.
Our culture is flinging itself into the abyss.
On tips from BoJangles, whotothewhat, Artfldgr, and Dr. 9.
Children meet your new Government appointed sexual liaison officer Mrz Sinclair Sexsmith.
Note the depth measurement gauge tat on left arm… We do not have to use to much imagination to know what it s suppose to measure.
That’s not MY culture!
What’s next? The latest models of butt plugs and a bedazzeling class on how to personalize them? – They are going to need them.
WTH is that tattoo on its forearm? The length of Hilary’s strap-on?
BTW, which country has the highest rate of gay porn viewership in the Internet?
Venezuela.
No wonder Hugo, Obama and Sean Penn got along so well.
So many dykes hate men; why do so many want to look and act like men?
Every time I think I might be OK with gay marriage I see something like this.
I realize they are a small % of gays, but the fact that they are being considered normal by our schools is disturbing. It must be nipped in the bud.
In somewhat related news, Richard Dawkins goes full retard, says – any fetus is less human than an adult pig.
Red Science(TM) comrades, accepts no pesky DNA thingies…
…BACON KILLS.
LOL@ Cowboy Chris! Sounds like you need to lighten up and get your own prostate stimulated. Maybe then you wouldn’t be such an alarmist ‘tard. What–do you think straight folks don’t practice these things? Straight men account for 90% of porn viewership.
Now, that finally explains the mystery about Dawkins baby photo.
They call it brown because it is a big stinky corn studded turd full of moonbat morons who only wish they could go full marxist at rat infested educated derelicts pinko commie rat harvard or yale.
Not to Cowgirl Cvntflap shut your cocksucker.
Treat that diesel dyke like a man and knock her ass out with a haymaker to the face.
STFU@ COWGIRL CHRISTINE: you need to GROW UP! This gals behavior will NEVER be considered NORMAL by decent people. This is not the kind of porn you find normal hetrosexual men viewing.
Brownshirt University only for prestigous brownshirts
Backyard Brawler says:
March 15, 2013 at 11:08 am
Treat that diesel dyke like a man and knock her ass out with a haymaker to the face.
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I agree with you that s/he deserves just that. Which is why the libs just passed their “violence against women” act.
Watch how quickly this thing will remember it’s a woman the moment you even look at it/her the wrong way.
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I googled “Mr” (it actually goes by Mr) Sexsmith and I got more than I ever wanted to know. Yes people are going to participate in this sort of activity but there is a reason it is counter culture and underground. This has no place on a college campus being paid for by student fees.
Shh…don’t tell these trust fund rebels all with Macs (unique just like everyone else) they are not rebellious or original.
I probably shouldn’t ask, but what in the name of Sam Hill is “a sex talent show”? If Brown U. had any sense at all, they would put that on pay-per-view and cover all of the expense of this venue with the proceeds, plus add to their scholarship fund. That’s what you get when you have Professors running the show instead of marketing gurus.
She/he/it makes the perfect spokesthing.
Want your kids to be smart? Keep them far away from college.
I only support homosexuals when both chicks are hot.
And then we wonder why Al-Qaeda hates us; must be because of Bush.
Heewack what a role model that Brown University is. Setting the pace for the slippery slope downhill into the gutter. That school will be what other schools aspire to. U of TN is already doing its part.
You know if it weren’t for the internet and fringe sex stuff what would people like Sinclair – I refuse to call that thing miss sexsmith – do to support themselves? Seriously if that thing worked anywhere I went to shop or otherwise do business I’d go elsewhere.
So these “enlightened” liberal women require the Violence against Women Act to keep them safe from a male’s physical abuse
Yet they welcome being tied up, whipped, cattle prodded, ect from this bull dyke ?
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Straight men account for 90% of porn viewership.
Cow pie Christine
Yes, yes.
We are fully aware that liberals have a lot of free time in their mothers basements.
Last time I was on Amazon.com, I searched for “butt plugs” and got 23 PAGES of the things!
Oh yes – Wikipedia is, among other things, a comprehensive encyclopedia of sex. Anything you have ever heard of, and many things you have not, are documented in its pages.
You know, the upside is that this stuff is egregious enough to unmask these leftist brainwashing facilites. Northwestern went from my daughter’s short list to the trash can when we heard about the live demonstration of the chainsaw/sex-toy.
I’m starting to see articles about gays that make sense. I agree with the ones that ask why marriage is the business of government? Go to your city hall and marry your dog if you like but don’t try to force the churches into compliance. Shop for a friendly church for your ceremony.
I just wonder, does she laugh when she picks up her paycheck for teaching this filth, knowing that we who pay her via our taxes are being suckered? Or does she really take herself so seriously that she thinks she is actually benefiting the world in some important way?
I wonder if Kevin Jennings, Obama’s former School Fisting Czar, has one of those depth measuring gauges on his arm.
What is it about deviants demanding equality and visibility?