The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“Pray to me, your Nazi nanny,
I’m trying to shrink your humongous fanny.
Sugar is bad, and salt is, too.
You should be glad that I’m helping you.
Instead you whine and cry and pout,
and you all think I’m a fascist lout.
Putting scales in restaurants is my next big deal,
Your body mass index will determine your meal.
I’m smarter than you, so listen real good,
Obey my demands, or move out of this ‘hood.
First runner up:
“Release the hounds”
— Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!”
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