Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“Pray to me, your Nazi nanny,
I’m trying to shrink your humongous fanny.
Sugar is bad, and salt is, too.
You should be glad that I’m helping you.
Instead you whine and cry and pout,
and you all think I’m a fascist lout.
Putting scales in restaurants is my next big deal,
Your body mass index will determine your meal.
I’m smarter than you, so listen real good,
Obey my demands, or move out of this ‘hood.
Heil Bloomberg!”
— SNuss
First runner up:
“Release the hounds”
— Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns
— Xavier
The winner:
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!”
— chemtreter
Congratulations, chemtreter. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
Did you know that Amerika has pretty much put the whole world on our welfare program? Of course, we don’t call it welfare. We call it “foreign aid”. Did you also know that there’s a program that not only gives food stamps away to illegals and foreign countries, but also encourages them to take advantage of America’s stupidity?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/18/dems-preserve-us-mexico-food-stamp-partnership-while-usda-prepares-for-meat/
So, what do you do when you have a radical and racist ultra-leftist and you want to reward him for all the “work” he’s done at the DOJ, especially when he gave the Black Panthers a free pass for violating the Voting Rights Act against Whites? Well, if you’re the Marxist-in-Chief, you put him in charge of the Labor Dept. where he will make sure your pals ($$$) who run the communist-controlled labor movement are kept happy.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/18/obama-to-nominate-justice-official-to-top-labor-post/?test=latestnews
Brave and patriotic Americans are standing up for their, and your, rights.
http://www.greeleytribune.com/news/local/5575283-113/gun-state-background-colorado
Actually, to me, he looks like Montgomery Burns saying “Excellent”
Sorry WZ and chemtreter, but I call BULLSHIT!
LINKS should not count. I believe SNUSS is the winner of this one.
Linking something someone else did may fit the agenda but it does not fit the “spirit” of running such a contest. I believe the contest is or should be a competition of one’s OWN wit and not someone else’s.
I HEREBY DECLARE SHANANIGANS and am now searching for my broom!
Example:
My late entry:
“C’mon Black 7! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!”
See? that’s original. Not linked not copied it came from me.
With all of the “Very Talented” and “Witty” commenters that visit this page you would think this would be normally understood.
I’ll bet someone in here can oome up with a very witty comment and still be original.
Remember, one should strive for excellence not settle for mediocre.
I meant MB not WZ
(Move along, nothing to see here)
Caption contest winner, lame.
laughed till WE cried on some of the ‘lame ‘ and twisted comments/captions…. WE salute you all
however ,it does look like he’s just caught a fly and is about to snack-down