Psycho Sodomites Are Approved by Allah
Apparently noisy Islamic denunciations of homosexuality are not such a strain on the Muslim–moonbat alliance as some might think. A London-based cleric says sodomy is okay per a Wahhabi fatwa so long as the purpose is to widen the anus for jihad. Lib trolls might want to fetch some hand lotion before reading the words of Abdallah Al-Khilaf:
We’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.
“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.
“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”
The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.
“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible.”
With Muslims as with moonbats, if it is permissible, there is a good chance it is mandatory:
“Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.
“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.”
Homosexuality is fine if you link it to murdering the innocent. Like liberals, Muslims are unrestricted by any absolute moral principles. The alliance is secure.
Sorry trolls. No picture with this one.
On a tip from Just TheTip.
TODAY’S QUESTION
Why do palaeontologists seek ‘them’ in all those far-flung places, when the U.S. Senate contains the biggest concentration of fossils in the known universe?
Well that’s a real pain in the….
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I bet Madonna is thrilled.
No photo with this one, Dave?
That makes Madonna positively giddy.
Here is another great company that all real Americans should be proud of and support.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/19/guns-accessories-manufacturer-magpul-move-colorado/
Hopefully, they’re thinking BLU-82 …
“Assholes for Allah” – I love it!!
a bit off topic (thank goodness
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but just as wackey:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/03/iraq-islamophobes-hide-bomb-in-quran—-no-wait.html
Hmm…I guess using an object such as a dildo is out of the question? It must be another man’s c*ck. Very reasonable people.
Even moonbat muslimes are into the good for thee but not for me.
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If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeafBoy says:
March 19, 2013 at 11:28 am
Hmm…I guess using an object such as a dildo is out of the question? It must be another man’s c*ck. Very reasonable people.
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Yeah LOL.
Which means the guy doing the fatwa allowing this isn’t quite on his game. Here’s my suggestion how he can achieve the same goal without drawing a fellow jihadist into sin:
I suggest he go solo and use hot chili peppers instead to guarantee that he won’t experience any un-islamic joy.
After all, why draw his other jihadist buddy into this and make him sin as well?
Unless, of course, that’s what these two sly moooosleeeembah dogs are really up to, under cover of preparing for jihad.
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“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.”
After his stint with Obama, Reggie Love must be fully ready for jihad.
Doug says:
March 19, 2013 at 10:17 am
..widen the anus for Allah…
I bet Madonna is thrilled.
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Don’t leave out Michelle’s better half.
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Doug says:
March 19, 2013 at 10:22 am
No photo with this one, Dave?
That makes Madonna positively giddy.
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Eeeeeewwww!
On second thought, she won’t be needing any further anal widening to carry out jihad.
Therefore my fatwa proclaims: Send Madonna in to do the job and save an innocent moooozeleeembah.. wanna-be fag from sin!
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BoJangles says:
March 19, 2013 at 10:10 am
TODAY’S QUESTION
Why do palaeontologists seek ‘them’ in all those far-flung places, when the U.S. Senate contains the biggest concentration of fossils in the known universe?
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Why bother making movies like Jurassic Park when our Congressional and Senatorial monsters are older AND deadlier?
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Taking it up the A$$ for Allah, what a concept! (roflmao)
What will they think of next?
So, in Sharia homosexuality is only a sin for the catcher, not the pitcher, eh?
Sign up the Roman Catholic priests and the gay would-be Scoutmasters.
I hope the backward heros-of-the-left perverts screw each other completely to death.
How much C4 can they fit up there? Blow it out of your ass for Allah. Lol
It seems that any thing is permitted if a cleric issues a fat wad…er…fatwa, if it is for the purpose of jihad. One evil cult; anal sex to facilitate the murder of those who have a different religion, all done in the name of a g-o-d.
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Sounds like an excuse for gay muzzies just to get it off and poke young boys. Oh wait, they already do and its ok to screw prepubescent boys as long as they dont have any pubes.
Yeah I heard they found the fossil remains of a new dinosaur in Saudi Arabia.
Megasoreass.
Hey Doug whats with one of Madonnas cheeks being out of square with the other is she tensing up to crank one out.
That’s a variation called the Flying Sanchez
Mr. Fatwahhh addressed the Plookee, he never addressed the Plooker. The plooker may face King Plooker for plooking a plookee?