Apparently noisy Islamic denunciations of homosexuality are not such a strain on the Muslim–moonbat alliance as some might think. A London-based cleric says sodomy is okay per a Wahhabi fatwa so long as the purpose is to widen the anus for jihad. Lib trolls might want to fetch some hand lotion before reading the words of Abdallah Al-Khilaf:
We’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.
“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.
“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”
The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.
“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible.”
With Muslims as with moonbats, if it is permissible, there is a good chance it is mandatory:
“Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.
“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.”
Homosexuality is fine if you link it to murdering the innocent. Like liberals, Muslims are unrestricted by any absolute moral principles. The alliance is secure.
Sorry trolls. No picture with this one.
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