Of all the media-hyped mass shootings since the middle of last century, only one did not occur in a gun-free zone. This could be because Jared Loughner was so completely insane that he didn’t consider the risk of law-abiding citizens being in a position to cut short his killing spree — or it could be because he didn’t have the Gun Free Zone app:
The purpose of the app, according to its website, is to allow users to “report and find Gun Free Zones throughout the United States.”
Maniacal moonbats, don’t let a responsible citizen exercising his Second Amendment rights put a damper on your 15 minutes of fame. Acquire the Gun Free Zone app for your free ObamaPhone today.
On tips from Manuel and Bill T.