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Mar 25 2013

Profiles in Moonbattery: Jim Carrey

There is nothing wrong with being a clown; people need a little levity. Jim Carrey is a very skilled clown who makes a lot of people laugh. Why does he have to spoil it for us by indulging in such vile moonbattery that I will never be able to see his face again without wanting to kick his scrawny behind back to Canada? Behold the wretchedly unfunny, cliché-ridden results of a clown taking his own left-wing politics seriously:

The lyrics ridicule American icon Charlton Heston and gun owners in general with lines like these:

“(The angels) wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned because they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand,” and, “You’re a big big man with a little bitty gland, so you need something bigger with a hairpin trigger.”

Carrey then capped off his message to the Heartland by denouncing those who exercise the right to bear arms as “motherf–kers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids.”

Some actually care enough about the safety of kids to put themselves in a position to protect children from maniacs while liberals are cowering behind the cover of their sanctimony.

Incredibly, Carrey counts on the gun-toting yokels in Jesusland that he so obviously despises to help keep him in caviar and limousines by watching his movies.

On a tip from Varla.

  • Flu-Bird

    Carrey should be wearing black hat like the villians in all those classic westerns did

  • Flu-Bird


  • Skyfall

    I’ve given Flu a little grief now and then over some less-than-stellar punctuation, but that Shane comment was one of the funniest one-liners I’ve ever seen here!

  • “motherf–kers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids.”

    I’ll be that he, like the Democratic party, is not just pro-choice but pro-abortion. Tell me more about how you care up kids, moral freaks.


    I’m not surprised by Carrey’s childish, obnoxious rant.
    He started out in television by mocking severely disfigured burn victims on a weekly basis.
    He’s always been a sick pup.

  • aerodog

    hey mother fucker when did you stand in front of an abortion clinic sticking up for the kids?asshole

  • Pontotoc Bill

    Jim Carrey? Been close to 20 years since I ‘ve heard of him.

    Just another liberal brain-dead clown.

  • Pontotoc Bill

    BTW: I am one of those MFers, but I’ll bet I have a hell of alot more concern for our kids.

  • johnnosk

    The irony is, he’s Canadian. A place where firearms are heavily regulated!

  • Dr. 9

    Hey, guess what. The Dept. of Homeland Stupidity is buying (MORE) ammo!

  • A. Levy

    It’s not just more ammo. I’m sure they’ll say these are simply for traffic control.

  • Ever notice that many of the Hollyweird progs never talk politics during the peak of their careers… the liberal shrieking starts when they need a little media attention. Something to blow a little life into the last vestiges of their career on life support.

    Don’t struggle, Jim. You’ll only prolong the inevitable fade into obscurity… go gentle into that good night.

  • Flu-Bird

    I never did watch his crappy movies and especialy his stupid ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE movies and i see his latest movie has bombed SEE CARREY YOU STUPID PRICK THATS AMERICAS GUN OWNERS SHOWING WHAT THEY THINK OF YOUR ROTTEN FILMS

  • Mark Johnson

    I thought his impressions of Charleton Heston and Sam Elliot were spot on funny. Unfortunately the mean spiritedness of the entire skit was disappointing.

    His goal was to be mean and be was. Trying (and only trying) to make conservative Americans ashamed of being pro-second ammendment.

    Thought he would uber-idiot the nicest most generous folks on the planet who just happen to believe in self governance and self defense.

    Has he done similar skits mocking the real gun criminals in the country? By that I mean the murdering Muslim psychopaths, the urban gang culure and the crazy loner loons drugged up on their psychiatrists prescriptions. If he has I haven’t seen them.

    It is easy to mock those like us, those with self control. I’d like to see him target someone bent in the head or soul. There would be no more Jim Carey.

    It is sophomoric really… But boy I was laughing when I saw that Sam Elliot, boy he has a gift for mimicry, if he could just use it to edify instead of tearing down. How mean.

  • Jimbo

    He’s a foreigner – much like Pierced Muffin (or what ever it’s name is on CNN?). He should worry about his people and keep his stinking nose out of the American Constitution. His opinion is squat.

  • ThisObamaNation

    I won’t be seeing anything that Jim Carrey is in ever again until he publically apologises.

  • TED

    He’s a POS Canadian and celebrity, what more could you expect. That’s 2 marks against him to start. Stupid is as Stupid does.

  • TED

    How fitting…

    Jim Carrey

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  • OldmanRic

    Truth is I never really thought Jim Kerry to be funny let alone a comedian.

  • Sam Adams

    Tears of a clown…tears of a clown. Soooo sad.

    Now we know…Dumb and Dumber was type casting. No acting required.

  • Flu-Bird

    Jim Carrey is as funny as a funeral and as intellegent as a ameoba

  • vabb

    Jim Carrey lives in a bubble just like most of his buddies in Hollywood, ironically many of whom are protected by gun packing body guards. They drink the leftist kool Aid 24X7 and then spout off on politics when they can get on camera. For Jim Carrey this bit is his version of Hollywood Squares where over-the-hill actors go to pasture.

  • Adam

    I personally think Carrey is largely neutral, with liberal positions on some issues and conservative positions on others, and normally not very outspoken on any of them. The only times I’ve known of him to talk about anything remotely political are this, and a few years ago when he put out a video encouraging support for Burmese civil rights activist Aung- San Suu Kyi (sp?), who is indeed a hero worthy of support by everyone. As long as this video is the limit of his liberalism, I’ll give him a pass.

  • dan

    he mocks what he can’t understand….
    crossed the line and blew his own foot off…
    but he’s not a bad singer in a Dixie Chick kind of way

  • Spider

    It’s both sad and funny to see what these irrelevant Commiewood has-been’s will do to hang onto their 15 minutes. Pathetic.

  • John

    We must all remember that Jim Carrey makes his living by saying stupid things. I forget – was he dumb or dumber?

  • Wizard45

    Well, now I sorta understand why Jenny McCarthy dumped his sorry a** and moved back to Chicago and wound up dating Brian Urlacher.

  • Duke

    I used to think Jim Carrey was funny and clever. Now I think he’s just another publicity starved actor and mostly a dopey Canadian jackass.

  • James McEnanly

    He made a name for himself playing morons. Apparently, he wasn’t acting.

  • dan

    ..I re-listened to the old NRA speech by Charlton
    and remembered what a fine patriot he was:! From My Cold Dead Hands

  • Jim McMahon

    In 1944, Heston enlisted in the United States Army Air Forces. He served for two years as a radio operator and aerial gunner aboard a B-25 Mitchell stationed in the Alaskan Aleutian Islands with the Eleventh Air Force. He reached the rank of Staff Sergeant. Heston married Northwestern University student Lydia Marie Clarke in the same year he joined the military. After his service and rise to fame, Heston was chosen as a narrator for highly classified military and Department of Energy instructional films, particularly relating to nuclear weapons, and “for six years Heston [held] the nation’s highest security clearance” or Q clearance.” The Q clearance is similar to a DoD or Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) clearance of TS.[17]

  • Dhimmiocracy

    Jim who?

  • Robin Thomas

    I hate Jim Carrey. Never thought he was funny. He’s an idiot. I’d like to kick his ass. He’s a Canadian; that explains it.

  • Robin Thomas

    Oh my God, posts above me DEFEND this asshole? Search for the clip where he talks about how “white people screw everything up.” He’s an ASSHOLE of the first order, a self hating ethnomasochist IDIOT. Most Canadians are like this…they haven’t been exposed to diversity so they don’t know their asses from a hole in the ground.

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  • Noelegy

    They’re really fond of the “guns=tiny penis” BS, aren’t they? Does the concept of women wanting to be armed completely elude them?

  • F Peori

    I used to admire Carrey, left Canada to pursue a career in the land of free and now he want’s to change it to the land of Canada. What an A-hole.

  • J.S.

    Yep, he should be kicked out of the States and deported back to Canada. He repeats the same Anti-American drivel that’s repeated by so many Canadians — why is he living in the States?

  • oldguy

    At first I thought this video was about gay rights.

  • grayjohn

    Jim is a typical libtard. When it comes to kids guns are bad, but exploitation by homosexuals, pedophiles, and child pornographers is ok. NRA no, NMBLA yes.

  • Flu-Bird

    Jim Carrey and Micheal Moore walking side by side down the street wearing STUPID and IM WITH STUPID T-Shirts

  • jeff

    Boycott all of Jim Carey’s movies. They all suck anyway and are made for 3 and 4 year olds.

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