No, this is not from the Onion. Hopefully the Onion knows enough to stay away from anti-gun hysteria, which cannot be parodied because moonbats have pushed it beyond parody:
A St. Louis pastor held a meeting at his church on Tuesday to talk with community leaders about a toy gun buyback program.
Pastor Rodney Francis said his plan is aimed at ending the “culture of violence.”
Next they will offer a buyback plan for Pop-Tarts nibbled into vague gun shapes. If it saves only one child’s life…
On a tip from Profiler.