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Sep 27 2011

Separated at Birth?

President Zero receives another passionate smooch from the First Lady of Fashion, whose latest outfit establishes a connection with us little people by closely resembling something familiar to every normal household:

michelle-obama-trashbag-dress  trashbag

It’s the ideal ensemble for someone with junk in the trunk.

Compliments of Mary.

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42 Responses to “Separated at Birth?”

  1. Turbo says:

    Hmm… Can we see the trashbag WITH the boob belt ensemble to try and help decide?

  2. Henry says:

    LOL I was just looking for some plastic liners for my water barrels!

    Man, she’s always got that bitter look when the Brown Mao’s scripting calls for PDA. Just nasty…

  3. SickofObama says:

    That’s one pissed off black woman.

    Can’t even muster a pucker for her *ucker.

    Nice big fat fanny pack.

  4. Jodie says:

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Thank you Dave Blount and Mary! I needed a good laugh today!

  5. Tom says:

    Yup…trash.

  6. hudson duster says:

    I though you were referring to a bag of trash and obozo being separated at birth. I’m just too mean.

  7. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    Sorry to spoil the party but looks like the AchichbineindummerNazijihad is trying to stir up trouble again:

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10356471/iran-says-could-deploy-navy-near-u-s-coast-report/

    If ONLY we had a REAL President! In which case I’d say BRING IT ON.

    But with this creep in the WH, we can’t even expect a solid response.

    .

  8. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    LMFAO!

    /dies

  9. Jack Schytt says:

    Looks like another Planet of the Apes Zira/Cornelius “kiss” Hilarious!!!

  10. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    I’m going to duck some rotten tomatoes and say that she actually looks pretty cute in that dress…of all the godawful outfits she usually wears, I’d say the Hefty-Bag Haute Couture is one of her rare NON-FAILS in fashion.

  11. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    Pauper or plastic?

  12. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    Can I recycle this beyotch?

  13. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    *BEEP BEEP BEEP*

    Back that trash bag up!

  14. Americans Against Entitlement says:

    I think she looks good. The boob belt is a little tight, but that hairstyle is very flattering on her.

  15. Joe says:

    Speaking of boobs, I see three of them in that pic.

  16. Mats says:

    haha

    Obama sent the eurocrats a word of advice…. ON ECONOMY! Obviously, germans told him to go away.

    Germany slams ‘stupid’ US plans to boost EU rescue fund

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8793010/Germany-slams-stupid-US-plans-to-boost-EU-rescue-fund.html

  17. Mats says:

    Obama really thinks his opinion actually matters.

  18. CJ says:

    Two big ASSES in one small photo.

  19. Festivus says:

    Sorry, this is just too effin’ funny to wait for an Open Thread.

    Bad Lip Reading with Rick Perry

  20. Jodie says:

    Festivus,

    That is very funny!

    It reminds me of the lefty comments about the video where Michelle Obama seemed to say, “All this for a f’n flag”. There were lefties who said that they knew deaf people who said she actually said something like, “It’s about time for lunch” or “That’s why I love the flag”. Yeah right!

  21. Festivus says:

    Good point, Jodie!

    I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while.

  22. Profiler says:

    wimpy wimpy wimpy…

    HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY…

  23. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Some of “Separated” threads are iffy, but this one is uncanny. Twins if not clones.

  24. notPropertyOfTheState says:

    Er, she doesn’t look all that bad in that dress, everyone here trolling just to make up for what they did to Bush and his wife?

  25. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    Festivus says: September 27, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    /*dies laffin’

  26. Jimbo says:

    Garbage in, garbage out.

  27. AC says:

    Dammit.

    Here’s some real Hefty bag fashion.

  28. Sexy Snake-Eyes says:

    AC says: September 27, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Here’s some real Hefty bag fashion.

    My heart just sinks when I see things like that.

    I have NO WORDS to describe how vile that crap is.

    UGH

  29. wingmann says:

    I take my trash out every tuesday and friday….too bad I have to wait untill 2012 to do the big dump!

    ABO=ANYONE BUT obama

    OMG=obama MUST GO

  30. Jay B. says:

    Is it just me or there’s a weird vibe between these two? They don’t look comfortable at all together, just look how they kiss, what is this?

  31. Festivus says:

    Jay B., when you spend a thousand bucks on a stylist to make you up for an affair like that, you don’t waste it on the likes of Noxeema.

  32. TED says:

    Actually it’s another peck on the cheek, anyone noticed he won’t kiss her on the lips!? That is a statement…

  33. Jimbo says:

    AC says:
    September 27, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Dammit.

    ~

    Yip. Nicely sums up my feelings about the ‘executive’ branch.

  34. Spider says:

    Here’s a flash you may have missed about The First Ho, (a.k.a. Thunder-Thighs) although if you’ve been watching closely you should’ve noticed. “She hates him”! If you want to see her with a “warm and glowing” look, watch her when she’s with Valarie Jarrett.

  35. Bill T says:

    Reggie’s probally gettin to much love!

  36. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Captian Hook and Melefecent

  37. Jimbo says:

    Spider says:
    September 27, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Hey Spidy -
    That seems to be a thing with liberals in the white house. Did you ever see BJ and Hitlary ever show affection unless it was staged? Didn’t hitlary nearly decapitate BJ with a lamp… all cuz he got a few good orals from a fat girl and a squirt or two in the oval office sink?

    Liberals are violent.

    But I feel safe with John Browning. I feel the off-safe, too.

  38. Adam says:

    “If you want to see her with a “warm and glowing” look, watch her when she’s with Valarie Jarrett.”
    The only times I’ve ever seen the Bitter Half smile are those big, fake- looking smiles she gives for photo ops and whenever else she knows there are a bunch of cameras on her. Otherwise, there’s always her trademark ugly, bitter grimace on her face. Perfect picture of how ugly she is on the inside.
    btw, is she deliberately trying to enter the history books as having the worst fashion sense of any First Lady in American history?

  39. The Naked Truth says:

    Who cares about the first ladies wardrobe?

    What is this Queer Eye for the Libtards Website?

    The Question That Everyone Should Be Asking Is Why Has Obama been Using A Social Security Number That Can’t Pass E-verify?

    Learn More Here

    http://www.commieblaster.com/ineligible/index.html

  40. Hot Tips 2011 says:

    Red hour glass on that dress would suit
    her well.

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