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Apr 02 2013

Obama Teaches Youth to Budget Responsibly

At least he has a sense of humor. No one could be so oblivious to their own catastrophic failures; he must be doing this for sick laughs:

President Barack Obama, who has increased the national debt by $53,377 per household, has proclaimed April “National Financial Capability Month,” during which his administration will do things such as teach young people “how to budget responsibly.”

Bwahahaha!

When Obama was inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2009, the total debt of the federal government was $10,626,877,048,913.08. As of the close of business on March 28, 2013, the total debt of the federal government was $16,766,988,432,792.62 — an increase of $6,140,111,383,879.54 since Obama took office.

Fiscal responsibility? Obama couldn’t even spell the term.

The president is required by law to submit a budget proposal for the next fiscal year by the first Monday in February.

Thus far, Obama has not submitted his budget proposal for fiscal 2014.

But he did submit one in 2011; it was so outlandishly unreasonable that the Senate killed it by a vote of 97 to 0. He tried again last year; this time his lunatic looting spree of a budget was voted down 99 to 0. No wonder he doesn’t want to submit another.

But telling kids to balance their checkbooks when they grow up is something he can handle.

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The joke is on us.

On a tip from Bob Roberts.

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  • math exists

    … and how much of that increase is a direct result of W’s unfunded wars and tax cut for millionaires?

    Yeah. I thought so.

    Do you really not know this stuff? Honestly?

  • Doug

    QUICKLY APPLY BAN HAMMER HERE ^

  • math exists

    You always want to ban the things that make you look like you have no idea what you are talking about…

    How ’bout instead… you think about them.

    After all, I didn’t start unfunded wars. I didn’t crush the budget with unaffordable tax cuts for the richest Americans. I merely pointed out that those things happened (and that neither of them happened because of Obama).

    If you don’t like that truth… maybe think about your political allegiance instead of yammering about banning the people who point out your plot holes.

    Just sayin’.

  • Jimbo

    Barry is such a dipshit.

  • Angus E. Parvo

    “Fiscal responsibility? Obama couldn’t even spell the term.” You really should fix the typo in the headline before bringing up spelling skills.

  • Math Teacher

    “Tax cuts for millionaires…”

    How many people do these “millionaires” employ? How many struggling small businessmen barely able to make payroll are classified as “millionaires” by the IRS?

  • Tim from TK

    “How ’bout instead… you think about them.”

    Another comical statement from a parrot.

  • Skyfall

    What I don’t understand is why guys like the above troll waste their time. Do they actually think that non-hypnotized people like us will actually go “Hey…wait a minute! It’s because of BOOOSH and those greedy millionaires! Yeah, that’s it! DEATH TO THE RULING CLASS! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!”

    Seriously dude, go back to Daily Kos and get into some serious back-slapping there. You’ll feel better.

  • Skyfall

    By the way, I mean Math Exists, not Tim!

  • Jodie

    .” You really should fix the typo in the headline before bringing up spelling skills.”

    Yes, it would read better as: “Obama Teaches Youth to “Dodge” Responsibility”

  • Skyfall

    …oh, and note to Math: BOOOSH wasn’t a conservative, and we don’t worship at the alter of him.

    Sheesh, with all the free time these trolls have, you’d think they would do their homework.

  • Skyfall

    LOL to Jodie!

  • Doug

    Math Teacher says:
    April 2, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    How many people do these “millionaires” employ? How many struggling small businessmen barely able to make payroll are classified as “millionaires” by the IRS?

    According to ‘math exists’ the only honest millionaires are professors, government regulators, Google execs and union workers. The rest are just capitalist-imperialist exploiters of the poor.

  • Xavier

    I saw this yesterday and thought it was an April Fool’s joke.

  • Flu-Bird

    Just like AL CAPONE giving lession on how to stop bank robbers

  • Jodie

    Skyfall says:

    “April 2, 2013 at 12:25 pm What I don’t understand is why guys like the above troll waste their time. Do they actually think that non-hypnotized people like us will actually go “Hey…wait a minute! It’s because of BOOOSH and those greedy millionaires! Yeah, that’s it! DEATH TO THE RULING CLASS! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!”

    LOL to you too!

    Right; like suddenly, I am going to see the wisdom of solving every problem in this country by taxing American citizens and giving money to Communists and Muslims.

  • Clingtomyguns

    Soros drones are swarming today.

    1. “… and how much of that increase is a direct result of W’s unfunded wars and tax cut for millionaires?”

    A few dreaded facts, which can be dangerous for liberals head explosions:

    The dramatic increase in the federal deficit under Bush and the catastrophic increase under Obama will be exclusively the result of increasing federal spending, not declining revenues (or the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts). Rapid growth in Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid and other entitlement costs and interest payments on the national debt will cause virtually all of this new spending. In short its all due to entitlements – where we’re spending money we don’t take in.

    President Bush’s entitlement spending increases played a much larger role in the budget deficits – true, Bush screwed up spending like a liberal. However, this does not mean that the Democrats, who criticized President Bush for not increasing spending enough, would have been any more responsible. They responded to President Bush’s $400 billion Medicare prescription drug bill with their own $800 billion proposal. They demanded even larger spending hikes than Bush’s historic budget increases for education, health research, and veteran benefits. Finally, the largest supplemental appropriations for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were provided after the Democrats won control of Congress.

    Your faulty premise just … vanished.

    http://www.heritage.org/research/reports/2010/06/the-three-biggest-myths-about-tax-cuts-and-the-budget-deficit.

    Dear leader has been the most profligate and irresponsible spender and destroyer of Americans’ wealth in history:

    President Barack Obama: First Term = $5.073 trillion.
    •FY 2013 – $901 billion.
    •FY 2012 – $1.327 trillion.
    •FY 2011 – $1.299 trillion.
    •FY 2010 – $1.546 ($1.293 trillion plus $253 billion from the Obama Stimulus Act that was attached to the FY 2009 budget).

    President George W. Bush: First Term = $1.267 trillion. Second Term = $2.027 trillion. Total = $3.294.
    •FY 2009 – $1.16 trillion. ($1.416 trillion minus $253 billion from Obama’s Stimulus Act)
    •FY 2008 – $458 billion.
    •FY 2007 – $161 billion.
    •FY 2006 – $248 billion.
    •FY 2005 – $318 billion.
    •FY 2004 – $413 billion.
    •FY 2003 – $378 billion.
    •FY 2002 – $158 billion.

    http://useconomy.about.com/od/usdebtanddeficit/p/US-Debt-by-President.htm

    2. “I didn’t crush the budget with unaffordable tax cuts for the richest Americans.”

    There there, math exists, it’s ok, your head won’t explode and your mommy will be back from Walmart soon with your cherry flavored Thorazine.

    When you get another semi-lucid moment, you should realize that the progressives have changed your talking point and now Soros-drones have been given permission to acknowledge the Bush tax cuts are no longer bad:

    First, your messiah signed an extension of them for 2 years in 2010.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/16/AR2010121606200.html

    Then your messiah let the cat out of the bag when he last December “Tell members of Congress what a $2,000 tax hike would mean to you. Call your members of Congress, write them an email, post it on their Facebook walls. How could the expiration of “tax cuts for the rich” hurt anyone but the rich? Ooops, a moment of truth shines through the political rhetoric.

    http://www.american.com/archive/2012/december/the-lefts-flip-flop-on-the-bush-tax-cuts
    http://www.westernjournalism.com/dnc-admits-bush-tax-cuts-help-middle-class/

    Now there is unanimity that the Bush tax cuts were beneficial to everyone at all income levels — not just the small portion of taxpayers at the top income levels, who pay the majority of the taxes.

    But that’s what happens when you try to use big words and make complete sentences when you don’t know what they mean. Now go on back downstairs in your mommy’s basement junior, eat your Big Mac, take your meds, and report to Soros Command for further instructions.

  • math exists

    {TROLL SPAM}

  • trolls exist

    STFU and GTFO lefty rat maggot marxist rat piece of shit.

  • Doug

    Answer the response, point by point, retarded troll.

    Whatever. You continue to post nonsense, and you continue to fail to influence people who are not already past the point of intersecting with reality.

    Sound familiar? Hit the road.

  • Dr.9

    Now, the notorious spies and thieves at the UN will try taking your guns. Of course, the Marxist-in-Chief sides with them.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/04/02/un-adopts-pact-to-regulate-multibillion-dollar-global-arms-trade/

  • Comrade J

    Is this an 1 April joke from the Dumbo?

  • Doug

    Dave, you made “math exists” really, really, mad. Because today, he discovered the power of math.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    He obviously inspired math exists troll to hunker down in his mothers basement and live like a cyst on both them and society

  • Hate Filled Intolerance of Lefties

    Bwahah! Corky the count to potato troll got hit by Thor’s ban hammer. Hell ban the whole freakin’ DNS admin.

  • Eric

    Wait a minute, don’t 47% of the population already live the same way economically as the mulatto house resident?

    What could he possibly teach them, other than how to fill out MULTIPLE welfare/disability/voter applications.

  • KHarn

    “math exists says:April 2, 2013 at 12:02 pm”

    Iraq and Afghanistan were the SAME WAR. The muslim war was APPROVED BY CONGRESS and PAID FOR the same way your tin god is paying for everything: BORROWING FROM RED CHINA.

    Obama is worth MORE THAN TEN MILLION DOLLARS. Why doesn’t he spread HIS OWN wealth around and leave ours alone?

  • http://theoberservatorium.blogspot.com Nate

    Obama teaches children to be fiscally responsible. That means…

    ‘Kids, you give the government all your money and we give you an allowance.’

  • M.Wilson

    Good to see other people picking up on the facts and busting the “tax cuts and wars” myth.

    The entire War on Terror, of course, costs about $200 billion per year. Not nearly enough to cause a $1,000 billion deficit.

    Federal revenue has not declined at all, and has in fact risen dramatically since the Bush tax cuts, and therefore can not be responsible for a single penny of deficits. If our government based their budget on the previous year’s actual revenue rather than the amount of revenue they wished they had, they would have a surplus every year as the revenue continues rising.

    So where is the money going? The payroll taxes that supposedly pay for Medicare and Social Security bring in $800 billion a year. We spend a little over $1,800 billion per year(probably closer to $1,900 billion now) on those two programs together. That puts them $1,000 billion over budget, isn’t that convenient?

    The ponzi scheme is collapsing. Social Security was never intended to pay out, at least not for the majority of people. They set its retirement age at 65 at a time that the average life expectancy was 58, with the full intent that the majority of people would die without collecting, allowing them to pocket the money. It was the perfect ponzi scheme: participation was mandatory, and the “investors” would never live long enough to cash out. The biggest con in history.

    Then we started living longer, the odds got reversed, and people who either didn’t know or didn’t care about what made SS “work” did nothing to keep the game rigged. Now, like all ponzi schemes do when the “investors” try to cash out, it is collapsing under the weight of its impossible promises.

  • 57 states comrade

    Wonder if there is a page that shows how many people paying in versus the amount drawing out. It was probably well over 15 workers when it began but now is probably under 5.

  • Barfo

    Looks like the evil, poisonous, punk kenyans horns are poking through in that pic.

  • Flu-Bird

    He reminds me of THE JOKER

  • BoJangles

    Obama is living like some Harlem pimp with no worries at all. He’s got all the money in the world to play with, and a nation of weak and mindless fools to supply him with more. It’s all just one big party to him and Mrs. Fat-ass. And, the voters deserve every bit of it.

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