The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“Say herro to my rittle fliend!”
First runner up:
“Laugh all you want, but these Fruit Cake Battle Hats are fully edible and last for years!”
— GP Fahey
Kim Jong Un’s kitchen staff hunting dogs for the upcoming peace talk luncheon with Obama.
Congratulations, Chris. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.