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Apr 14 2013

If I Were a Killer

Houston’s Galactic Cowboys were onto Kermit Gosnell, George Tiller, and the rest of their Democrat-enabled breed back in 1993, to judge by the lyrics to “If I Were a Killer”:

This is just a hypothetical story
Of someone, let’s just say it’s me
I’d gain acceptance for my murderous ways
By stalking a defenseless prey

If I were a killer, I’d smile just like the boy next door
If I were a killer, I’d say I do it for the poor
If I were a killer, you’d bring me victims more and more
If I were a killer

Supreme court would agree to hear my case
And find me innocent of crime
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy
Creative actuality …

If I were a killer, I’d hide behind a doctor’s door
If I were a killer, I’d scrape you off my office floor
If I were a killer …

When society allows occupations that make sadistic freaks feel at home, there is enough guilt to go around.

On a tip from metalgarth.



  • born in 76

    “””The ‘Rain Tax’

    …In 2010 the Obama administration’s Environmental Protection Agency ordered Maryland to reduce stormwater runoff into the Chesapeake Bay so that nitrogen levels fall 22 percent and phosphorus falls 15 percent from current amounts. The price tag: $14.8 billion.

    And where do we get the $14.8 billion? By taxing so-called “impervious surfaces,” anything that prevents rain water from seeping into the earth (roofs, driveways, patios, sidewalks, etc.) thereby causing stormwater run off. In other words, a rain tax….”

    http://www.gazette.net/article/20130405/NEWS/130409397/-1/the-x2018-rain-tax-x2019&template=gazette

  • Flu-Bird

    If there were one buracracy that needs to be totaly abolished its the EPA just another BIG BROTHER agency sending aircraft to spy on the farmers and ranchers

  • Katya Kakhov

    “Leave it to an obscure Texas metal band”

    I was rocking out to those cats last night too .
    Now , on to Sharyl Attkisson leaving CBS over “disputes with network executives”. lol .

  • troyez

    Love me some Galactic Cowboys! This was a “controversial” song back in 1993 as I remember. GC’s members are a bunch of good guys, conservative Texans, Christians, and talented metal-heads!

  • Nathaniel M

    Nice… Kick ass metal from Galactic C.B.s

  • dan

    wow…ROCKIN’
    thanks for printing the lyrics , though
    ( I must be gettin’ old….sigh )

  • Dennis Carr

    Ouch, had to stop it.. but I understand it.. Hinckley got to go a roaming around with his bitch..

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