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Apr 19 2013

Separated at Birth?

We already knew that homosexual activist Masha Gessen — who admits that the purpose of pushing homosexual marriage is to destroy marriage entirely — has a complicated family:

“I have three kids who have five parents, more or less, and I don’t see why they shouldn’t have five parents legally… I met my new partner, and she had just had a baby, and that baby’s biological father is my brother, and my daughter’s biological father is a man who lives in Russia, and my adopted son also considers him his father. So the five parents break down into two groups of three… And really, I would like to live in a legal system that is capable of reflecting that reality, and I don’t think that’s compatible with the institution of marriage.”

Her situation becomes more complicated still when we take into account that she has an identical twin brother named Steve Buscemi:

Masha_Gessen  Steve-Buscemi
Can you guess which one is Masha?

On a tip from Bill T.

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  • Xavier

    We have a new libido killer virtuoso.

  • LibertyMark

    Masha is the fugly one…

  • QuietaMan

    What did Steve Buscemi ever do to you?

  • Max & Eric

    Yeah,… Its all fun and games until somebody has to pay child support, then watch these roaches run from their “Legal” status. I don`t think they thought this one thru.

  • Time to Close Our Borders

    Whoa,,,I never thought Steve Buscemi could be described as good looking, but compared to Masha he is a looker!

  • Bob Roberts

    Wow, that’s a tough one. Up twinkles to Time to Close Our Borders. Although QuietaMan has a point, too.

    No question why she is a lesbian, eh?

  • mike

    i always thought buscemi was funny. i sure hope he is not a moonbat.

  • CGW409

    Hey now there is no need to go insulting Rockhound like that.

  • Xavier

    Ya know, someone with mad Photoshop skilz could replace that microphone with a… no, never mind, that’s inconceivable.

  • Dirk

    LOL. Steve Buscemi may not be all that handsome but he’s played some pretty cool characters in the flicks. I hope he’s not a moonbat like most working in Hollyweird.

    I salute you Mr. Pink!

  • Nathaniel M

    “five parents break down into two groups of three… And really, I would like to live in a legal system that is capable of reflecting that reality…”

    Ok so same sex marriage becomes the law of the land. What argument, legal or otherwise, is there left to go against that?? You change the definition of marriage anything’s on the table isn’t it?

  • Tax Slave

    There’s a REASON the word “bastard” has its meaning as an epithet. Males raised without solid male role models grow up to be bastards, in ALL senses of the ord.

  • grayjohn

    Wow, poor Steve!

  • Bee

    Following Masha’s relationships makes the old song “I’m my own Grandpa” look simple by comparison

    Here it is diagrammed for you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_Y1wQ923g

  • Stephan the Original

    She is one sick woman.

  • Mr Evilwrench

    Five parents. Two groups of three. First thing the 10yo said was one of them got cut in half. Made me think more than one of them should be cut in half.

  • Bagley

    That is so unfair to Steve Buscemi!

  • http://maggiesnotebook.com Maggie@MaggiesNotebook

    Oh good grief – and to think the brother got the prettier end of the twinship. No wonder she’s so hostile.

  • Jerry S

    Oh my Gosh!!! This post totally cracked me up!
    Thank you! I really needed this!

  • Lauran

    I don’t suppose this woman (or whatever she is) understands that this “family life” of hers is the very definition of diabolical?

  • Duke

    This is a “separated at birth” parody. Steve only had three brothers, no sisters, and certainly no twin sister.

    From the comments above it looks like some folks actually believe this is his twin sister. While that’s not the case, I’d have to admit if Steve was a woman that’s what he/she/it would look like.

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