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May 02 2013

Meg Lanker-Simons: Still Another Hate Hoaxer

Yet another one:

A well-known female liberal blogger and radio host at the University of Wyoming (UW) is being accused by police of fabricating a rape threat against herself to appear as if it came from a conservative.

The obscene message directed at activist Meg Lanker-Simons was posted on a college “crush” Facebook page earlier this week and immediately ignited outrage from the college community.

“I want to hate f**k Meg Lanker-Simons so hard. That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it,” it read. “I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and shes gonna be a good Republican bitch,” the post reads, according to a screenshot.

She wrote the post herself, then apparently escalated her illegitimate attempt at self-promotion all the way to the local police.

But on Monday, The University of Wyoming Police Department issued a citation to Lanker-Simons for “interference” for “false statements she made to the UW Police Department,” according to a UW statement referred to by Laramie Boomerang Online.

“Subject admitted to making a controversial post on UW Crushes webpage and then lied about not doing it,” according to the citation.

Lanker-Simons’s credentials as a moonbat are impressive:

According to a Facebook page that apparently belongs to Lanker-Simons she is a member of the University of Wyoming Gender & Women’s Studies group as well as the school’s chapter of The Nonviolent Communist. …

Lanker-Simons was in the news in 2010 when she was a plaintiff in a successful lawsuit against UW after it retracted its invitation to have Bill Ayers speak on campus.

Bill Ayers is of course the unreconstructed communist terrorist who mentored and launched the political career of the left-wing radical the media has installed in the Oval Office.

Ms. Wanker-Simons can now join the long list of liberal hate hoaxers that includes among others:

Olander Cuthrell
Charlie Rogers
Sharmeka Moffitt
Joseph Baken
Alexandra Pennell
Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
Quinn Matney
Aubriana Banks
Sarah Marshak
Tawana Brawley
Crystal Gail Mangum
Kerri Dunn
Leah Miller
Ahmad Saad Nasim

Hate hoaxes must work, since libs fall back on them so frequently. Maybe for every one that is debunked, many others are passed off as actual hate crimes. But that seems unlikely, since most hate crimes that prove genuine are directed against whites for being white or Jews for being Jews, with neither group having any need to fake hate crimes, which will be ignored by the national media anyway.

Here’s another possibility: given that they are liberals and live in an alternate reality consisting entirely of toxic ideology, it doesn’t matter to them whether the hate crimes are revealed as hoaxes or not. After all, each is symbolically true, in accordance with moonbat dogma. In support of this theory:

Since police cited her, supporters have a constructed a Facebook page entitled “Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent.”

“Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent we believe what she did was justified and deserves not to be held accountable for her accusations we stand behind you sister,” reads that page’s description.

“What she did was justified” would seem to mean, “it’s okay that you are lying; we believe you anyway.” This illustrates why you are wasting your breath to argue with a liberal.

On tips from Luke, True Blue, Bob Roberts, and Mary.

Meg-Lanker-Simons
Fantasizes that she gets conservatives hot.
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  • Eleanor in Hell

    The only man to look at her twice would be Jason Collins before he made the switch.

    And then, it would be checking to see if it was his bus arriving. :evil:

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    Any attention is good attention.

    Children with mental disorders.

  • Wizard45

    Wow, it’s got to be fantasy on her part that she would make anybody “warm for her form”.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Should change her family name to Porker.

    .

  • Max

    I almost commented that an uglier chick the Left couldn’t produce than Lanker–then remembered Pelosi and Clinton.

    But Lanker is fatter than the other two. Combined.

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    She’s a “college crush” alright.
    You’re an eggshell on the bottom. :eek:

  • dan

    a future as a progressive politician I see for this one

  • Clingtomyguns

    “Since police cited her, supporters have a constructed a Facebook page entitled “Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent.”

    Wonder if some of the members are the same delusional moonbats who have the Facebook page that the Boston Muslim jihadist Tsarnaev brothers are innocent?

    “is being accused by police of fabricating a rape threat against herself to appear as if it came from a conservative.”

    A rape fabrication is the only way this beast could imagine getting fornicated by a male, as any self-respecting one would not willingly want to find himself naked next to her.

  • Eleanor in Hell

    Franklin, go ’round the world’ with her and you’ll end up Amelia Earhart.

  • Tchhht!!!

    You’re kidding. Tubby is heavy into wishful thinking. Pun intended. Never trust a woman with two last names.

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    Babs, let’s stop this trash-talking; Orson Welles is getting pissed.

  • Comrade Terry

    Roll her in flour….

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    Slap her thigh…

  • Smorfia48

    “Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent we believe what she did was justified and deserves not to be held accountable for her accusations we stand behind you sister,”

    1) Where the hell did this idiot learn grammar and puctuation? Apart from nowhere?

    2) Innocence implies not having committed the action she’s accused of. ‘What she did’ implies she did. Whoever wrote this contradicted themselves within the same sentence. Although in all fairness, it would have been the following sentence if they could write with a remedial level of competence.

    3) “and deserves not to be held accountable for her accusations.” Who needs personal responsibility when you’ve got leftist ideology?

    4) It can cost 100k to put your kid through university. The person who wrote this is a product of a university education.

  • Comrade J

    Did the sock-puppets-r-us Meg start ‘Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent’ as well?

  • toughitout

    she is very sad. unfortunately the web gives her an audience. lanker-simon? what is that? half-jewish, half-wasp? explains her confusion. clearly way too much time on her hands. she oozes envy of the more attractive. she oozes guilt for being born white european-american and comfortable.

  • Smorfia48

    Also of interest is how the police worked out that she’d sent the message to herself. They’d “obtained substantial evidence verifying that the offending Facebook post came from Lanker-Simons’ computer, while the computer was in her possession.”

    Sent from her own damn computer! Ms Lanker-Simons and pals don’t appear to be the sharpest tools in the box.

  • Mary

    Don’t forget Sharmeeka Moffit Dave!

    Police have announced that they believe Sharmeka Moffitt fabricated a story about being attacked and burned Sunday night at Civitan Park in Winnsboro by three men who wrote “KKK” on the hood of her car.
    Franklin Parish Sheriff Kevin Cobb said during a press conference at the Franklin Parish Courthouse this afternoon that all forensic evidence pointed toward Moffitt concocting the story and setting herself on fire.
    “Basically we had to follow the facts,” Cobb said. “This was a disturbing case for all involved. All indications show this was a self-inflicted situation.”

    http://michellemalkin.com/2012/10/23/hate-crime-hoaxer-of-the-month-sharmeka-moffitt/

  • toughitout

    she’s gotta outgrow the ideology she learned in high school.

  • http://dxdddd.com Matt

    Someone better alert officials at the Wyoming State Zoo… One of the elephants has escaped and is apparently shopping at Hot Topic.

  • Jimbo

    A very typical liberal.

  • ThisObamaNation

    Another chapter in the never ending story of The Libtard Who Cried Wolf.

    And she actually expected us to believe that someone tried to rape her?

    Talk about stretching credulity!

    Someone please pass the eye bleach I am trying to erase the painful memory of her image.

  • RB26DETT

    Remember all that LGBTQWXYZ advertising that JCPenney did last year?
    Well, it’s all coming back to bite them in the @$$:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2318030/JCPenneys-new-ad-literally-begs-customers-return-sales-dropped-4-3-billion.html

    Go ahead, JCPenney, keep on shoving that propaganda into the face of the silent majority. See where it gets you.

  • http://moonbattery.com/ Dave Blount

    Thanks Mary. I wouldn’t want Sharmeka to feel left out, so I added her to the list.

  • YANKEE

    Joseph Goebbels would be proud of his bloated protege:

    “It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition and a psychological understanding of the people concerned that a square is in fact a circle. They are mere words, and words can be molded until they clothe ideas and disguise.”
    ― Joseph Goebbels

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Clingtomyguns says:
    May 2, 2013 at 8:25 am

    [...]

    A rape fabrication is the only way this beast could imagine getting fornicated by a male, as any self-respecting one would not willingly want to find himself naked next to her.

    You forgot about moslems. They’d happily jump on this hog, be it by force, be it by agreement.

    Look at what they have to work with in Dar-al-islam. Why do you think they’re so eager to meet their promised virgins?

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  • Ummah Gummah
  • Spartan24

    Disgusting- and she is married, another website had a picture of her husband.

  • oldguy

    You would have to roll her in flower first.

  • Kevin R.

    Yech.

  • tek

    Have a little compassion! She was clearly traumatized by her threat to herself.

  • Baron of Gray Matter

    The only thing hot about her is her armpits.

  • SR

    Meg Lunker a friend of Billy Ayers, figures!

  • A. Levy

    Once again, we get a look into the tactics used by the Left to demonize the Right. If conservatives started paying attention and learned from the Left, who knows, we might actually be able to win something

  • Serena

    “I want to hate f**k Meg Lanker-Simons so hard. That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it,” it read. “I think its hot and it makes me angry. ”
    Because nothing turns Republicans on like liberal screeching.

  • Rotohammer

    “we stand behind you sister”, except in the lunch line at the cafeteria, otherwise there wouldn’t be anything left.

  • KHarn

    =“I want to hate f**k…”=

    FIRST CLUE THAT IT’S A FAKE. Neo-commies are the ones who break it down into rape, rape-rape, hate-F**K, F**K, etc.. To conservatives, RAPE is a violent, despicable act that needs no modifiers.

    =“Meg Lanker-Simons is innocent we believe what she did was justified and deserves not to be held accountable for her accusations we stand behind you sister,” reads that page’s description.=

    To commies, an ACCUSATION is as good as a conviction. No evidence is necessary.

  • True Blue

    Had this been a legitimate post by an ‘evil conservative’ then ‘hate crime’ charges would have been applied, yes?
    Then, this person should be charged herself with the ‘hate crime’ of trying to intimidate, coerce or threaten someone based on their -whatever. The District Attorney should be called and contacted daily until he prosecutes this creature to the fullest extent of the law -just as they would have had these posts proved to be legitimate.
    What if the police had gone after some innocent person?
    Every fake ‘hate crime’ should be punished EXACTLY the same as if it had been genuine. It is time to slap the left with their own tactics.
    Look at the facts as the left would have you;
    A hate fueled message threatening physical and emotional violence was posted -whomever posted it should be held responsible, right?
    Well then, let the full force of the law come down like a ton of bricks on the offender.
    Let her serve the same sentence that anyone else posting such a diatribe against her would have received.

  • Colonel Mortimer’s Theme

    What the hell is that thing?

  • http://blog.cutthemalarkey.com Vic Kelley

    How did she come to hate herself so much? She’s pretty young to be such a flake. I wonder what is her malfunction.

  • Steve

    Lol, the only person who wants to have sex with her is in her imagination.

  • Michael

    Wonder if that is her real last name — Lanker — somewhat like in —Lanky — when in actuality her last name was Porker as in porcine.

  • SouthDakotaSteve

    definitely a double-bagger this one.

  • bobdog

    Now that is one butt-ugly woman.

  • jc14

    “Fantasizes that she gets conservatives hot”.

    Uh, not exactly . . .

    Gives ‘em an AMI, maybe . . .

  • rex freeway

    She wears the penis in her marriage

  • AZRon

    Anybody that uses a hyphen in either their name, or their racial identity, is already a pretentious idiot in my book.

    She’s just one more on a very long list.

  • Ian
  • http://Moonbattery David

    You would have to have a big flatbed heavy hauler to take the porker around town.

  • Cameraman

    Good Gawd she”s got more “Chins Than a Chinese Phone Book!

  • http://www.pantanolaw.com Pantano’s Law

    How drunk would one need to be?

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