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Jul 18 2013

Bloomberg Dictates Architecture

NYC’s Nanny State dictator has restricted trans fats, sodium, soda, cigarettes, earbuds, baby formula, firearms, Styrofoam, et cetera, ad nauseam as part of his authoritarian campaign to make New Yorkers healthier by micromanaging every conceivable aspect of their existences. Now it’s escalators:

Mr. Bloomberg said on Wednesday that he had issued an executive order requiring city agencies to promote the use of stairways and use smart [i.e., moonbatty] design strategies for all new construction and major renovations. Mr. Bloomberg has also proposed two bills that would increase visibility and access to at least one staircase in all new buildings around the city. This would include putting up signs on the walls, especially near elevators, with one central injunction: take the stairs.

“I’m not here to tell you how to live,” Mr. Bloomberg said at a news conference…

Who knew this tyrant had a sense of humor?

A quote from C.S. Lewis is once again appropriate:

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

Don’t expect the situation to improve when New Yorkers dig even further beneath the bottom of the barrel to elect the lying degenerate Anthony Weiner to replace him.

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Bloomberg says you should take the stairs.

On a tip from Wiggins.



  • Joe

    Ten bucks says this slimebag hasn’t seen an actual staircase in many years. blooming idiot.

  • Moonbats be all smart n’ sheeit

    We should give up cars and go back to the horse and buggy. Phones are too high tech let’s bring back the telegraph. Cars are harmful to unicorns we should ride on the first wookie’s walking buses. Lunch was too tasty we need some cale and sprouts from the first people’s collective equality of results garden.

  • Not to worry – Weiner will have all the “Take the Stairs” signs replaced with pictures of his dick.

  • Laurie
  • Every Which Way But Loose
  • Flu-Bird

    Someone needs to take away his limosuines and chuafers and make this blabbering pinhead walk

  • Xavier

    Crap. I had $50 on disposable batteries as his next fiat.

  • Conan

    When Doombutt dies and joins Ted Kennedy in HELL, I am paying a dump truck to dump a load of bullshit on Doombutt’s grave. A fitting end to a douchebag.

  • Rides A Pale Horse

    I have a hard time generating any sympathy for New Yorkers for having elected this dipshit. Y’all voted for him, now live with the consequences.

    My attitude?

    It’s New York and I just don’t give a shit.

  • bobdog

    Bloomberg should take the elevator shaft, as far as I’m concerned. That sanctimonious, petty, self-important, arrogant, patronizing micro-manipulator can just kiss my butt.

  • Jamie Shafer

    As Taylor Caldwell once wrote, Liberals like to do good TO you. And I have never ever forgotten her words.

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