The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“That’s right, 40 vats of your finest caviar, 4,000 bottles of your finest wine, your finest china, silverware, and crystal goblets and bill it to John Q. Public.”
First runner up:
“Ooh. There’s a camera. Must put foot on desk to look cool and hip.”
“The girls didn’t take the dogs out again. Yes, I’m sure; I’m scraping it off my shoe right now!”
Congratulations, 11B3V. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.