Paula Deen had better have a top-notch accountant. The IRS is going to be hitting her books like a troop of army ants after this:
Michelle Obama is now furious with Southern cooking queen Paula Deen for crowing that the first lady, a healthy-eating advocate who’s waging a war against childhood obesity, pigs out on fattening foods.
While plugging her new book, “Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible,” the feisty TV chef took a pot shot at Michelle for gorging herself on greasy french fries, fatty hot chicken wings and sugary deep-fried Snickers bars!
When the Bitter Half appeared on her show, Deen couldn’t help but notice that her eating habits don’t quite converge with the diet she wants to impose on the rest of us.
“She probably ate more than any other guest I ever had on the show! She kept eating even during commercials. Know what (the Obamas’) favorite foods are? Hot wings. Y’know — those kinds of foods that aren’t necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods.”
Coming soon from the federal Death Star: legislation to save the children from obesity by making the aiding and abetting of Southern cooking a felony.
On tips from Mary and The MaryHunter.