The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“You don’t need an assault rifle. Get yourself a bow and arrows.”
First runner up:
Obama finally assembles his Benghazi response team.
— Chronos the Wonder Pig
Joe Biden, the first person in the world to accidentally shoot himself through the head with a bow and arrow.
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