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Oct 28 2011

Michael Moore as a 99 Percenter

Tinseltown Marxist Michael Moore is worth $50 million. Yet he adamantly denies that he is part of the 1% wealthiest Americans that his fellow collectivists want to loot out of existence.

Moore may not be part of the 99%, but at least we can count on him to devour 99% of the cheese fries — unless Michelle Obama gets at them first. An exclusive photo from Zuccotti Park:

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Compliments of Aaron S. Tip from J.

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23 Responses to “Michael Moore as a 99 Percenter”

  1. Martijn says:

    This site is truly revealing of a certain level of intellect… lots of pictures… not many words… just like books for children!

    “Exceptional” work!

  2. lao's automated rant generator says:

    He looks a little gaunt in that photo. Could it be after all the visits to the Beverly Hills Fat Farm?

  3. AC says:

    Don’t worry, soon enough, $50 million will put one in the bottom 1%. Comrade Bernanke will see to that.

  4. TED says:

    The words are in ENGLISH Martijn…

  5. Martijn says:

    Since your trying to reach simple minded, gawd fearin “merkuns” I believe english is their language… but not too much of it or too big of words. Phonetic spelling helps too.

  6. Martijn says:

    Oh yes, the photos… with photoshop, you can create your own “special” reality… where everything is just how you want it to be… at least in the photo.

  7. Martijn says:

    This website is actually a Onion offshoot… yes?

  8. lao's automated rant generator says:

    Go back to ESL class.

    By the way, your hero Sarkozy said it was a mistake to let you into the EU in the first place, Eurotrash.

  9. TonyD95B says:

    Martijn at October 28, 2011 at 10:25 am:

    Yo, “Martijn”!

    I suggest you brush up on your spelling, punctuation and grammar before you come ’round here spewing your self-righteous, pseudointellectual male bovine feces.

  10. Ghost of FA Hayak says:

    I will vouch for Moore.
    He IS in fact bankrupt
    Intellectually
    Martijn
    Ditto

  11. Jester says:

    Looks like Moore already ate all the good stuff there.

  12. Spider says:

    Moore is a perfect reason for instituting public hangings.

  13. Narrator 1 says:

    Sometimes, a picture truly is worth a thousand words.

  14. TW says:

    So I wonder if he paid for those fries? If he were truly a man of conviction he would be providing food for all those protesters and heaters and any other logistical support he could. Instead he panders to their illogical complaints, riles them up and then goes back to his penthouse and feasts on gourmet meals and luxury items. H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E! Wonder if he will pay for the printing of the “Kill a Cop” Letter?

  15. IslandLifer says:

    Milton Friedman schools a smart ass young Michael Moore. You might like this Marjtin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0dmRJ0oWg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  16. rockman says:

    Who are you trying to impress here Martijn?

  17. 762x51 says:

    When I saw Michael Moore and 99% I assumed that was his body fat percentage. My second choice was that 99% was his brain damage level.

  18. lewis says:

    The comments here are f@#%$ hilarious!

  19. Mark says:

    At first glance I thought his hat said “Burgers”…

  20. [...] Eventually Moore was extracted from the car and given his cheesy fries. [...]

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