Latest Idiotic Eco-fad: Environmental Concierges
Entrepreneurs have found opportunity amid the glut of well-heeled moonbats besieged by neurotic eco-guilt:
They will run your errands by bicycle, recommend a spa that gives vegan manicures or buy organic clothes for you and your dog. They will even book you a dream vacation and buy the appropriate carbon offsets.
Green living is just so much easier when you have your own personal environmental concierge.
“The problem with going green is that people think it takes so much work, so much effort, so much conscious decision-making,” said Letitia Burrell, president of Eco-Concierge NYC, a year-old business in Manhattan that tries to make it easy for people to rid their homes of toxins, hire sustainable-cuisine chefs and find organic dry cleaners.
Memberships range from $175 a month to $3,500 a year, depending on the level of service. Or you can opt for à la carte service at $25 to $50 an hour.
Fools and their money are not difficult to separate. The only problem is, they elect politicians who use coercion to separate other people from their money too.
On a tip from AC.
That make me vewy, vewy upset!
I’m going to call out my attack dog on you!
Here is a great offer. For $50 per hour I will double my personal carbon usage/output and offset the offset
Eco-moonbats unhinge over 7th billion person in the world: http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/media-elites-alarmed-by-impending-baby-7-billion
I was just telling my wife the other day how much better the world would be if we had environmental concierges
Gay
Have you ever noticed just how high end organic food, yoga classes or retreats, and other trendy “new age” gimmicks like this one really are?
I guess living in fantasy land doesn’t come cheap. But I suppose, if you are wealthy enough to afford a green concierge service, Whole Foods, and yoga classes, you are probably already amoung the evil “1 percent”.
They don’t market these services to po folk you know.
I wonder how many people buy “carbon offsets” just to assuage their guilt for being amoung the well to do.
It’s a scam suckers!
Stop apologising for being rich!