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Dec 28 2013

Joe Williams, Another Hate Hoaxer?

How terrible. The sacred liberal rite of homosexual sodomy is second in progressive sanctity only to the most holy act of all, abortion. Yet see how its noble practitioners are oppressed:

Police in Paris, TN, say [three] men robbed the Healthy Thyme health food store Wednesday night then tried to burn the business down. …

Police say owner Joe Williams was closing the store Wednesday when three men attacked.

They beat him, and as they did so, Williams told police, they yelled gay slurs. …

When police found the victim, they discovered him with eye swelling, a busted lip and a gay slur written across his forehead.

Apparently Williams’ sacred sodomite status makes this a federal case:

Following protocol in a case like this, Paris police contacted the FBI.

They have not heard whether the federal authorities will join the investigation and classify this a hate crime.

That could lead to additional charges for those ultimately responsible.

If you follow alleged hate crimes against privileged special interest groups, this update won’t come as much of a surprise:

A man who told police he had been robbed and beaten at a Paris health food store a few days before Thanksgiving was arrested after he allegedly withheld information about the incident and has now been charged with filing a false report.

Joe Williams, 32, of 803 E. Wood St. was arrested Friday afternoon after turning himself in at the Henry County jail. …

“We’ve not been able to verify or dispel any of the statements made about the actual robbery or fire,” Watson said. “We’re looking into Mister Williams, and we’re looking into whether it did or did not happen.”

Hopefully Williams at least managed not to write the “gay slur” on his own forehead backward as he looked in the mirror, like hate hoaxer Floyd Elliot.

Congrats, Williams. You appear to have earned a place on the list:

Joe Williams
Andrea Brazier
Genesis Hernandez
Danya Morales
Toni Christina Jenkins
Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
Meg Lanker-Simons
Olander Cuthrell
Charlie Rogers
Sharmeka Moffitt
Joseph Baken
Alexandra Pennell
Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
Quinn Matney
Aubriana Banks
Sarah Marshak
Floyd Elliot
Tawana Brawley
Crystal Gail Mangum
Kerri Dunn
Leah Miller
Ahmad Saad Nasim

If only this list were exhaustive. Unfortunately, it gives but a few representative examples of a phenomenon that has to be expected when the supply of hate crimes cannot meet the demand.

On a tip from Zachsquach.



  • dan

    Truely a masterful summation, Dave : The sacred liberal rite of homosexual sodomy is second in progressive sanctity only to the most holy act of all, abortion.
    The cult of self worship.

  • Doug

    What did “they” write on his forehead?

    “Those brown shoes never go with blue pants, fag””

  • Bo Jangles

    Being a “victim”, like being “offended”, has become a big business with the pay-off coming in either attention, or the ability to shake-down some company.

  • Pegon Zellschmidt

    Red states should wise up and prosecute hate crime hoaxes the same as a hate crime.

  • ODA315

    Meanwhile, across the country black-on-white “knockout” crimes occur at an increasing frequency (yawn).

  • Goldenfoxx

    How can anyone practice homosexuality and be healthy and run a health food store in a conservative state? His “thyme” is up.

  • Oberlin Pajamas Czar

    All this for %2 of the population. Bathhouse Barry loves him some fags comrade.

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    I’d check out his books if I were investigating this case.

    I’d be willing to bet that his business was failing badly.

    .

  • Son of Taz

    What – no surveillance video?

    Hey, he may be a homo, but he’s got Christma- er, holiday lights up around the shop.

  • Mickey Shea

    These people are broken and mentally ill.

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