How terrible. The sacred liberal rite of homosexual sodomy is second in progressive sanctity only to the most holy act of all, abortion. Yet see how its noble practitioners are oppressed:
Police in Paris, TN, say [three] men robbed the Healthy Thyme health food store Wednesday night then tried to burn the business down. …
Police say owner Joe Williams was closing the store Wednesday when three men attacked.
They beat him, and as they did so, Williams told police, they yelled gay slurs. …
When police found the victim, they discovered him with eye swelling, a busted lip and a gay slur written across his forehead.
Apparently Williams’ sacred sodomite status makes this a federal case:
Following protocol in a case like this, Paris police contacted the FBI.
They have not heard whether the federal authorities will join the investigation and classify this a hate crime.
That could lead to additional charges for those ultimately responsible.
If you follow alleged hate crimes against privileged special interest groups, this update won’t come as much of a surprise:
A man who told police he had been robbed and beaten at a Paris health food store a few days before Thanksgiving was arrested after he allegedly withheld information about the incident and has now been charged with filing a false report.
Joe Williams, 32, of 803 E. Wood St. was arrested Friday afternoon after turning himself in at the Henry County jail. …
“We’ve not been able to verify or dispel any of the statements made about the actual robbery or fire,” Watson said. “We’re looking into Mister Williams, and we’re looking into whether it did or did not happen.”
Hopefully Williams at least managed not to write the “gay slur” on his own forehead backward as he looked in the mirror, like hate hoaxer Floyd Elliot.
Congrats, Williams. You appear to have earned a place on the list:
• Joe Williams
• Andrea Brazier
• Genesis Hernandez
• Danya Morales
• Toni Christina Jenkins
• Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
• Meg Lanker-Simons
• Olander Cuthrell
• Charlie Rogers
• Sharmeka Moffitt
• Joseph Baken
• Alexandra Pennell
• Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
• Quinn Matney
• Aubriana Banks
• Sarah Marshak
• Floyd Elliot
• Tawana Brawley
• Crystal Gail Mangum
• Kerri Dunn
• Leah Miller
• Ahmad Saad Nasim
If only this list were exhaustive. Unfortunately, it gives but a few representative examples of a phenomenon that has to be expected when the supply of hate crimes cannot meet the demand.
On a tip from Zachsquach.