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Mar 28 2014

Feminist Comedian Laura Levites Longs to Personally Castrate All Christian Men

It isn’t so much that American culture is in decline, as that liberals control the media and therefore their own subculture appears to dominate. That subculture can’t decline, because it has already degenerated to the lowest level imaginable. Laura Levites demonstrates what passes for humor among liberals:

On Tuesday, Laura Levites, the liberal comedian who recently said she wanted to “rip out” Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodger’s uterus, proved yet again that liberalism is an ideology of hate and rage when she went on another profanity-laced Twitter rant saying she would “personally like to castrate” every male conservative Christian.

“I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights,” she said, using the hashtag “#HobbyLobby.” …

She also expressed her hatred of Christians in a tweet calling conservative Christians “scumbags,” claiming they are “really trying” her patience.

“Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked.

In another tweet, Levites said she would pay for Hobby Lobby‘s David Green to be castrated.

She went so far as to advocate violence on Green, proclaiming she would purchase a saw from Home Depot to cut off Green’s male organ so she can “shove it up his a**.”

“Scratch a reactionary leftist, find the fascist thug writhing underneath,” one person said in response to Levites’ violent rhetoric.

Another person schooled Levites, reminding her that Hobby Lobby “covers 16 types of birth control.”

Liberals hate Hobby Lobby because it has put up resistance to the ObamaCare power grab on religious grounds.

Levites has also proclaimed that pro-life teenager Bethany Bowra should be murdered.

Spewing venom at the last defenders of freedom and decency has replaced humor on the Left. If moonbats prevail in the Culture War, this venom is all we will have left for a culture.

The wit and wisdom of the Left.

On tips from G. Fox and Steve A. Hat tip: NewsBusters.



  • Softly Bob

    She can argue her points with Jesus when she finally gets to meet him. I’m not sure he’d appreciate her brand of comedy.

  • Saxon Warrior

    She can argue her points with Jesus when she finally gets to meet him. I’m not sure he’d appreciate her brand of comedy.

  • Well, exercising your rights is a matter of choice. If you don’t like Hobby Lobby’s policies then don’t go to work for them or prohibit others in making their choices because you don’t like it.

  • Well, exercising your rights is a matter of choice. If you don’t like Hobby Lobby’s policies then don’t go to work for them or prohibit others in making their choices because you don’t like it.

  • SteveO

    You stay classy there Laura….

  • SteveO

    You stay classy there Laura….

  • dan

    Tolerant progressive feminist slut that voted for Obama…
    wants to mutilate Christians…. is that before or after she
    kills some defenceless babies

  • dan

    Tolerant progressive feminist slut that voted for Obama…
    wants to mutilate Christians…. is that before or after she
    kills some defenceless babies

  • jayeS

    How about mandatory hysterectomies for liberal feminists like Laura. We certainly don’t need women like her reproducing.

  • jayesouthworth

    How about mandatory hysterectomies for liberal feminists like Laura. We certainly don’t need women like her reproducing.

  • juandos

    Hmmm, yet another 2nd rate cunt who like Kathy Griffens or Whoppi Goldberg are long on whine and short on comedic skill try to make a name for herself…

  • popeye

    Hmmm, yet another 2nd rate cunt who like Kathy Griffens or Whoppi Goldberg are long on whine and short on comedic skill try to make a name for herself…

  • itsatax

    She’s not handling the feelings of guilt very well, is she?

  • itsatax

    She’s not handling the feelings of guilt very well, is she?

  • KHarn

    =“Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked.=
    Agent Orange is a DEFOLIENT. That means it kills PLANTS, moron.
    BTW, aren’t death threats made on the internet considered by law the same as a face-to-face threats?

  • KHarn

    =“Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked.=
    Agent Orange is a DEFOLIENT. That means it kills PLANTS, moron.
    BTW, aren’t death threats made on the internet considered by law the same as a face-to-face threats?

  • DC conservative

    What a coincidence, I’d like to send all Femi-Nazis to an Islamic country with strictly enforced shariah law and cultural clitorectomy practices so they can have 7 kids without ever experiencing another orgasm when I hear rants like LLevite’s. (okay, not really. But if your offended, than that makes two of us!)

  • DC conservative

    What a coincidence, I’d like to send all Femi-Nazis to an Islamic country with strictly enforced shariah law and cultural clitorectomy practices so they can have 7 kids without ever experiencing another orgasm when I hear rants like LLevite’s. (okay, not really. But if your offended, than that makes two of us!)

  • Jester

    Get in line, Levite. Get in line.

  • Jester

    Get in line, Levite. Get in line.

  • DJ

    At the moment, I’m not sure who’s more despicable and vile: Laura Levites or her classmate Sarah Silverman?

  • DJ

    At the moment, I’m not sure who’s more despicable and vile: Laura Levites or her classmate Sarah Silverman?

  • 762×51

    As a Conservative Christian White Male I accept Levites offer. That is I offer her the opportunity to TRY.

    I offer her or any other dirty liberal single combat to the death. All they have to do is name a date and time, I will name a location where no one else will be in danger. Two enter, only one leaves . . . as the saying goes.

    Wake the fuck people, the liberals want you castrated, imprisoned or dead, it is rampant. Any moron who still doesn’t understand that this ends in a gun fight deserves whatever fate befalls him.

  • 762×51

    As a Conservative Christian White Male I accept Levites offer. That is I offer her the opportunity to TRY.

    I offer her or any other dirty liberal single combat to the death. All they have to do is name a date and time, I will name a location where no one else will be in danger. Two enter, only one leaves . . . as the saying goes.

    Wake the fuck people, the liberals want you castrated, imprisoned or dead, it is rampant. Any moron who still doesn’t understand that this ends in a gun fight deserves whatever fate befalls him.

  • 762×51

    Unnecessary expense. Women like her are lesbians and wouldn’t be caught dead copulating with a male.

  • 762×51

    Unnecessary expense. Women like her are lesbians and wouldn’t be caught dead copulating with a male.

  • Henry

    Another Kathy Griffin wannabe racing to be spit out at the bottom of the porn industry.

  • Henry

    Another Kathy Griffin wannabe racing to be spit out at the bottom of the porn industry.

  • Son_of_Taz

    Check out the little hater’s Twitter feed. She’s got pics of a toilet with you-know-what floating in it for all who posted “hateful” things on her feed, a pic of police in her apartment, and she’s reporting all threats made against her (ya right) and the F-bomb more often than the Wolf of Wall Street.

    I hope her parents are real proud of her.

  • Eddie_Valiant

    Check out the little hater’s Twitter feed. She’s got pics of a toilet with you-know-what floating in it for all who posted “hateful” things on her feed, a pic of police in her apartment, and she’s reporting all threats made against her (ya right) and the F-bomb more often than the Wolf of Wall Street.

    I hope her parents are real proud of her.

  • depwavid

    Moonbats often have the IQ of a plant, so perhaps this threatens them…

  • Moonbats often have the IQ of a plant, so perhaps this threatens them…

  • Louisiana Steve

    Whether she knows it or not, she’s effectively supporting our second amendment rights by giving us all more reason to keep and bear arms.

  • Whether she knows it or not, she’s effectively supporting our second amendment rights by giving us all more reason to keep and bear arms.

  • Mr. Mentalo

    Yep. They are saying it…outright. They’re no more hiding what they want (and are going) to do than Hitler did in Mein Kampf. It’s about time we take them at their word, stop being politically correct, stop worrying about getting along and say “no more”…and MEAN it.

    I can only be threatened so many times, and I reserve the right to defend myself.

  • Mr. Mentalo

    Yep. They are saying it…outright. They’re no more hiding what they want (and are going) to do than Hitler did in Mein Kampf. It’s about time we take them at their word, stop being politically correct, stop worrying about getting along and say “no more”…and MEAN it.

    I can only be threatened so many times, and I reserve the right to defend myself.

  • Information Tech

    Molon Labe, cupcake.

  • Information Tech

    Molon Labe, cupcake.

  • Joe Dokes

    She doesn’t represent “liberals.” She only represents her own moronic self. Finding one idiot then saying everyone is the same is a juvenile and absurd argument.

  • Joe Dokes

    She doesn’t represent “liberals.” She only represents her own moronic self. Finding one idiot then saying everyone is the same is a juvenile and absurd argument.

  • Joe

    What a cunt. I will personally celebrate when I read that she overdosed on some illegal drug and assumed room temperature. You know it’s coming.

  • Joe

    What a cunt. I will personally celebrate when I read that she overdosed on some illegal drug and assumed room temperature. You know it’s coming.

  • KHarn

    Doe that include anyone who jumps up at every insult and screams “You’re talking about ME!!”?

  • KHarn

    Doe that include anyone who jumps up at every insult and screams “You’re talking about ME!!”?

  • jayeS

    The might want to be artificially inseminated, that’ seems to be the way they are going these days. Stop them from ever reproducing.

  • jayesouthworth

    The might want to be artificially inseminated, that’ seems to be the way they are going these days. Stop them from ever reproducing.

  • Luscinia

    Wow, you’re ignorant about history.

  • Luscinia

    Wow, you’re ignorant about history.

  • Logic_Mine

    Laura Who ? ?

  • Logic_Mine

    Laura Who ? ?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    If you want to kill or deform people, there are plenty of better materials to use.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    If you want to kill or deform people, there are plenty of better materials to use.

  • I would personally like to put a bullet in this bitch’s brain….but that would be wrong.

  • I would personally like to put a bullet in this bitch’s brain….but that would be wrong.

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