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Mar 31 2014

Medical History Made in Decaying Remnants of Britain

Those who got a passing grade in biology class may have trouble making sense of this grotesque, creepy, yet cheerfully reported story:

Elton John and his longtime partner David Furnish will tie the knot this spring, Furnish told the Las Vegas Review Journal.

TVGuide.com reports that the couple have been together since 1993 and entered into a British civil partnership on the day it came into law in 2005. Their decision to take the next step comes just a few weeks after legislation passed in England to allow same-sex marriage. …

The couple have two children together: Zachary, 3, and Elijah, 16 months.

So which one of them is the first organism on earth to achieve rectal pregnancy?

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What parents look like in a world gone insane.

On a tip from Gary C.



  • Professor Hale

    Dude. Too far. Obviously the kids are adopted. The story is written correctly and factually, despite the creep factor.

  • Professor Hale

    Dude. Too far. Obviously the kids are adopted. The story is written correctly and factually, despite the creep factor.

  • IslandLifer

    Lol! Bingo! Not too far, right on spot. At least with a man and a woman an adopted child blends in with the law of nature. Not so with today’s sick perverts. It only adds more confusion when one has to explain to their child where babies come from. Sooooo….do tell me, does it not disturb you when a child’s imagination is forced to embrace the idea that a baby might be made by two men? Sick!

  • IslandLifer

    Lol! Bingo! Not too far, right on spot. At least with a man and a woman an adopted child blends in with the law of nature. Not so with today’s sick perverts. It only adds more confusion when one has to explain to their child where babies come from. Sooooo….do tell me, does it not disturb you when a child’s imagination is forced to embrace the idea that a baby might be made by two men? Sick!

  • Secretsquid

    An egg could be implanted. Pregnancy might be painful, though.

  • Secretsquid

    An egg could be implanted. Pregnancy might be painful, though.

  • Henry
  • Henry
  • Gross and disgusting. And his music sucks ass too.

  • Gross and disgusting. And his music sucks ass too.

  • Leonard Jones

    Professor Hale, at least the first child was a product of IVF courtesy Bill Handel

    and his center for Surrogate Parenting. I just have to know if a fertilized

    egg can grow in a male rectus.

    This Zappa classic comes to mind:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ycxQyiONHI&feature=kp

  • Leonard Jones

    Professor Hale, at least the first child was a product of IVF courtesy Bill Handel

    and his center for Surrogate Parenting. I just have to know if a fertilized

    egg can grow in a male rectus.

    This Zappa classic comes to mind:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ycxQyiONHI&feature=kp

  • Grumpy Cat

    To a veteran homo, it would be all sheer pleasure.

  • Grumpy Cat

    To a veteran homo, it would be all sheer pleasure.

  • Dennis Carr

    Their children will follow in their footsteps no doubt… You will recognize them the minute they walk around holding hands..

  • Dennis Carr

    Their children will follow in their footsteps no doubt… You will recognize them the minute they walk around holding hands..

  • Dennis Carr

    Children are not Gerbils, that you shove up your butt for pleasure.. Even the seed would rot as much as the minds of the AIDS patients out there..

  • Dennis Carr

    Children are not Gerbils, that you shove up your butt for pleasure.. Even the seed would rot as much as the minds of the AIDS patients out there..

  • TorjanMan

    “So which one of them is the first organism on earth to achieve rectal pregnancy?”

    HAHAHA Dave EPIC!

  • TrojanMan

    “So which one of them is the first organism on earth to achieve rectal pregnancy?”

    HAHAHA Dave EPIC!

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