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Apr 04 2014

Duck and Cover

Putting moonbats in charge of the government means putting them in charge of the military. As the Washington Navy Yard has proven and Fort Hood has proven twice, that means reducing the most powerful military in world history to this:


I’m told this is from an actual training slide. At this point in America’s Hopey Change decline into dysfunctional farce, I believe it.

On a tip from Joe Mama.

  • Gunbunny56

    “Draw your side arm and prepare to shoot the bastard” is what it should say

  • hiram

    That picture is racist! :

  • Son of the Rabbit People

    The value of not being seen.

  • Rotohammer

    They missed a bullet point: Distract the shooter by asking whether contents in your trashcan should really be recycled instead.

  • Liberal Self-Defense methods:
    1. Scream like a little girl
    2. Pee on yourself
    3. Beg for mercy
    4. All of the above

  • CritZer0

    “If evacuation is not possible…”
    I have the feeling that evacuation is not only possible, but is probable in the case of that unarmed fellow in the picture…

  • TED

    The left’s answer to anything threatening – pee

    Occasionally sanity prevails

    Kansas: Bill to void local gun laws passes Senate, headed to House

  • Son of the Rabbit People

    The idea of our military cowering in fear because someone has a gun is repugnant.

  • Mr. Mentalo

    Man, the anger this provokes in me…

    Run. Hide. Pee (thanks Ted, Roy). Beg. Crawl. Surrender. Die.

    How about adapt, improvise, overcome?

    How about the ability to defend oneself?

    How about once and for all we tell the left “screw you” and start acting like freemen again?

  • TED

    I can’t wait for the NEXT revolution, to watch all the liberals squatting and peeing themselves!

  • TED


    Something NO leftist could EVER understand.

    Definition of
    “I got your back”…

    Picture of a soldier
    sleeping during an airport layover with his canine partner.

    There is no measure
    of loyalty greater than that shown here.

    soundly soldier.

  • Coldwarrior

    Wow how things have changed. I was in USAF 1975-1983. I was an aircraft MAINT spec.We had ORI’s (operational readiness inspections every few months) when the tanker would land we were told “you are at war act like it.” During these
    ORI’s we would have “an intruder” on base. Our base was carved up into sections and we were tasked to patrol certain areas and confront the intruder because he was there to sabotage the aircraft. We would go out without fire arms but with crow bars and what ever we had to confront the “intruder” we didn’t care If he was armed or not, No one was going to get near our airplanes. And now when there is an intruder on base they call 911! Civilian cops. Really? I would think that every and any military base should be the last place a bad guy would think of hitting. Come on America grow some balls.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    In that situation, force-on-force training will advise you to do all those things (get out if you can, seek cover or at least concealment you can’t get out), THEN draw your weapon and assess the situation. So, the above is fine as far as it goes, it just stops short. Pretty farking pathetic that our military bases are more vulnerable to mass shootings than your average shopping mall.


    5. Call Democratic politicians and urge gun control
    6. Apologize for inciting shooter by not cowering quickly enough

  • MartinWinkdale

    Never bring a trash can to a gunfight.

  • RayNAiken

    What happened to “blow the perp away with your 12 gauge?”

  • Terry Fox

    Or, you could try to search for common ground and mutual understanding…

  • Steven Yarnell

    We need a general like General George S. Patton to keep our troops safe from “Big Brother.” By God, we do!

    “Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don’t give a f*** for a man
    who’s not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn’t be
    here. You are ready for what’s to come. A man must be alert at all times
    if he expects to stay alive.” -Gen. George S. Patton

  • 7. Establish “Gun Free Zones” so shooters will have all their victims in one nice kill zone.

  • Albrecht

    The slide portrays the shooter as black. That’s racist. Time for the CEO to resign.

  • Hillarys_rancid_vagina

    “Duck & Cover”? More like “Cower & Hide”. Behold what our military has become under Democrats Carter, Clinton, and Obama, service members being trained to crawl up in a ball under a desk or in a closet, told by their superiors and Imam-in-Chief to wait to die. Just how well will this new training work on the battlefield against Obama’s Muslim brothers?

  • Son of the Rabbit People

    The gunman is saying, “Don’t…throw…the trash…at me…again.”

  • dufus

    8. Die

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