Maybe they put that black heart on her Raggedy Ann dress so she would know where to put her hand during the National Anthem:
Come on Michelle, think pure thoughts about internationalist oligarchical collectivism but get your hand up there to placate the toothless peasants out in Jesusland. If Barack can finally do it, so can you. There you go:
Now if she could just get that “all this for an f-ing flag” look off her face.
On tips from Mary and Gary. Hat tip: iOwnTheWorld.