As he tours even the most violent Occupy Wall Street infestations, egging on his fellow communists to class war insurrection, Michael Moore grunts angry denials that he himself is a member of the 1% of wealthiest Americans who are to be looted out of existence as punishment for their economic success. Imagine just how rich that 1% must be if Moore isn’t in it. This shot of his opulent summer vacation home will give you an idea:
Presumably this castle sits empty most of the year. Say the vermin recently evicted from Occupy Portland slithered and crawled to Michigan to make this their new home. How long would it take Comrade Michael to call the police?
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