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May 11 2014

As Predicted, Bearded Transvestite Conchita Wurst Wins Eurovision

Last month I invited readers to place their bets on Conchita Wurst to win Eurovision, Europe’s biggest song contest. I had no idea what Mr. Worst sounds like, but it makes no difference when he looks like this:

Conchita Wurst

Sure enough:

Conchita Wurst won the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 with a score of 290 after a grandiose James Bond theme-like ballad, Rise Like a Phoenix, before a TV audience of around 180million people in 45 countries.

A warning before viewing the song that defines the current state of European culture — I only made it 28 seconds before I was overcome by revulsion and had to turn it off, so I have no idea what comes after that:

We are at a point where talent is irrelevant. The prize will go to whomever is most likely to make decent people sick, for reasons that are sicker still.

Unless there is some radical reversal, it might be for the best if Muslims just put us out of our misery.

On tips from Gretchen, Dean D, and Wilberforce.

  • JDMedia

    That’s what happens when you don’t close the iris on the stargate.

  • Softly Bob

    Okay, I listened to it. Singing’s not too bad but I’ve heard a lot better, hardly a winner. Voice is kind of feminine but still a man’s voice ( a sort of effeminate high tenor).
    Nothing special music wise, absolutely vile vision wise.
    Just another PC decision to give something credit that doesn’t deserve it. If the same song had been sung by somebody that wasn’t bearded and in a frock, it would have probably gone nowhere at all.
    This is possibly the ‘Wurst’ decision in Eurovision history. I dread to think what is coming next.

  • Bodhisattva

    They used to put “bearded ladies” in freak shows. This nut should have gotten a clue from that.

    One word best describes: HIDEOUS!

  • Mr. Mentalo

    World-wide, the goal is the same: glorify that which leads to societal destruction and (ultimately), death.

    It is endless celebration and promotion of homosexuality, abortion, environmentalism, communism, animal worship, recreational drugs and all religions except Christianity.

    Disagree with any of that and they’ll make sure you can’t get a job, can’t speak at a public forum, can’t own a sports team, can’t have a TV show and get scrutinized by gov’t agencies like the IRS…

    Oh, they mean business.

  • Son of the Rabbit People

    Not gonna watch it. Not a minute of it. I will just take your word that there is a dude dressed as a woman singing a mediocre song with a minimum of talent winning the top award. Euro-trash. Can you still say that?

  • Jon Wilson

    Please J.D. Media, I had just taken a drink and pop is getting expensive. (Plus it’s not good for my laptop). You are too clever by half.

  • ThemUs

    I just showed my three kids this and all of us laughed at this freak of nature. I told them that these creature is a sick person that should be in a mental institution. I make sure I teach my kids well.

  • Paul Nixers

    Hahahaha, what a freak show.

  • bubba

    What the hell?

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    Oh, of course. “Wurst” as in “Penis.”

    How very droll.

  • firefox-i

    Ensuring bigots don’t visit Europe.

  • Spartan24708

    You beat me- I only made 18 seconds. Vile!

  • Mr. Mentalo

    Just like Publisher’s Clearinghouse: You too could be a wiener.

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    Updated from 1933…




  • Henry

    That looks like the beard you’d see on a GI Joe doll…

  • ed

    the only exception I would make for the “knockout game “

  • livedwell

    I thought this was Kim Kardashian.

  • rex freeway
  • TED

    She-He-It IS the poster child for Europe!!

  • TED

    NO liberals, THAT was NOT a compliment.

  • Colonel_Bat_Guano

    Where did this place in the NFL draft?

  • fuqdat

    Well, isn’t that special?
    how long can this world go on like this?

  • fuqdat

    Yes what the Hell indeed…..
    What damn circle of hell are we in?

  • Pork_Soda

    I’ve seen line-backers that had more dainty hands than that. Yeesh!

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  • Ruby

    Conchita sounds a bit like Cher, and even with the beard is better looking than Cher. Yikes….

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