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Jul 16 2014

MLB Appoints Pervert to Help Homosexualize Baseball

Did you think you could escape from liberal politics into sports? Wrong:

Major League Baseball has appointed former outfielder Billy Bean, who came out as gay after his playing career, to serve as a consultant in guiding the sport toward greater inclusion and equality. …

Bean will provide guidance and training related to efforts designed to support the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community throughout baseball. He’ll work with players and front office personnel throughout the major and minor leagues.

Born in May 1964, Bean played for the Tigers, Dodgers and Padres over parts of six seasons and hit .226.

In the near future, even a pathetic .226 batting average will be more than sufficient for any player willing to proclaim that he engages in sodomy.

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Commissioner Bud Selig imposes Affirmative Action on baseball.

On a tip from Wiggins.



  • WingMann

    So, if someone is a gay baseball player, is it better to be the pitcher…or the catcher?

  • WingMann

    So, if someone is a gay baseball player, is it better to be the pitcher…or the catcher?

  • KHarn

    As communism was applied to everything in the ussr, “liberalism” will likewise be applied.
    .
    The fact that it screws up everything from economics to science matters not.

  • KHarn

    As communism was applied to everything in the ussr, “liberalism” will likewise be applied.
    .
    The fact that it screws up everything from economics to science matters not.

  • chronos the wonder pig

    On the San Francisco Giants team, the pitchers also catch……

  • Chronos Z. Wonderpig

    On the San Francisco Giants team, the pitchers also catch……

  • maudieNmandeville

    The CDC says: “Several factors may increase the risk of HIV transmission through oral sexual contact, including mouth ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted infections. Although rimming carries little to no risk of transmitting HIV, it does come with a high risk of transmitting hepatitis A and B, parasites, and other bacteria to the partner who is doing the rimming.”

  • Pegon Zellschmidt

    The CDC says: “Several factors may increase the risk of HIV transmission through oral sexual contact, including mouth ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted infections. Although rimming carries little to no risk of transmitting HIV, it does come with a high risk of transmitting hepatitis A and B, parasites, and other bacteria to the partner who is doing the rimming.”

  • Mr. Freemarket

    I don’t want to be in any sport where the terms “ball” and “homosexual” can be used in the same sentence.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    I don’t want to be in any sport where the terms “ball” and “homosexual” can be used in the same sentence.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Today’s liberalism is indistinguishable from yesterday’s communism.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Today’s liberalism is indistinguishable from yesterday’s communism.

  • faggotbuddy

    Hmmm. Bud Selig certainly fits the headline. How bout we demand that they homosexualize Islam. Wait…

  • faggotbuddy

    Hmmm. Bud Selig certainly fits the headline. How bout we demand that they homosexualize Islam. Wait…

  • mackykam

    Billy Bean: still playing with his bat and balls, and his partners will tell you he only bats a .226. Maybe he should try football as a wide receiver.

  • mackykam

    Billy Bean: still playing with his bat and balls, and his partners will tell you he only bats a .226. Maybe he should try football as a wide receiver.

  • RKae

    OK, so the right wing lost education, journalism, entertainment, psychology (but to be fair, we never had that one), religion is slipping further left every day, and now sports will be a left wing world.

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?

  • RKae

    OK, so the right wing lost education, journalism, entertainment, psychology (but to be fair, we never had that one), religion is slipping further left every day, and now sports will be a left wing world.

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?

  • grayjohn

    Selig looks like he’s getting boned by Bean.

  • grayjohn

    Selig looks like he’s getting boned by Bean.

  • Sweep_the_leg_11590

    Lol. “Guidance and training” = homo’s are normal and righteous and you WILL accept and exult in their greatness, or else…

  • Sweep_the_leg_11590

    Lol. “Guidance and training” = homo’s are normal and righteous and you WILL accept and exult in their greatness, or else…

  • WTF !!!

    phukin f a g s ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i hate em,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • WTF !!!

    phukin f a g s ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i hate em,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • WTF !!!

    obama?????????

  • WTF !!!

    obama?????????

  • oldguy

    This is not a wise economic decision. Are the owners frightened of this man and the culture that spawns him or are they just stupid?

  • oldguy

    This is not a wise economic decision. Are the owners frightened of this man and the culture that spawns him or are they just stupid?

  • Rex Kwon Do

    Just “looks”?

  • Taters…mmhmmm

    Just “looks”?

  • dusel1

    Now there’s going to be after-game activites in the showers, such as ‘dropping the soap’.

  • dusel1

    Now there’s going to be after-game activites in the showers, such as ‘dropping the soap’.

  • Maybe they should just invite King Obama out to more opening pitch ceremonies… that’d gay it up alright! I bet a butt-plug wearing queen with a distinct limp wrist throws a better fastball than that ass clown.
    Also, you have to feel bad for the other Billy Bean, another former player who GMs the A’s and probably gets confused for this gay guy all the time, ha ha. No people, they are not the same.

  • Maybe they should just invite King Obama out to more opening pitch ceremonies… that’d gay it up alright! I bet a butt-plug wearing queen with a distinct limp wrist throws a better fastball than that ass clown.
    Also, you have to feel bad for the other Billy Bean, another former player who GMs the A’s and probably gets confused for this gay guy all the time, ha ha. No people, they are not the same.

  • It’s now official… Soccer is less gay than Baseball.

  • It’s now official… Soccer is less gay than Baseball.

  • Softly Bob

    Just the truth – a valueless commodity in today’s society.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Just the truth – a valueless commodity in today’s society.

  • Veritas

    Baseball trying to force it down your throat!

  • Veritas

    Baseball trying to force it down your throat!

  • 762×51

    like the dirty RINO’s in Congress, they are afraid of being called names like homophobes or racists which the left now uses automatically to characterize anyone who disagrees with their ideology.

    They lack the character and courage to fight back. I view those as “fighting words” and will immediately flatten anyone who dares to call me such names, regardless of their skin color, age or sexual orientation. I don’t discriminate.

  • 762×51

    .226? Sounds like he should have been playing T-Ball, not MLB.

  • 762×51

    like the dirty RINO’s in Congress, they are afraid of being called names like homophobes or racists which the left now uses automatically to characterize anyone who disagrees with their ideology.

    They lack the character and courage to fight back. I view those as “fighting words” and will immediately flatten anyone who dares to call me such names, regardless of their skin color, age or sexual orientation. I don’t discriminate.

  • 762×51

    .226? Sounds like he should have been playing T-Ball, not MLB.

  • 762×51

    “Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?”

    Slavery to an elite ruling class of cultural Marxists.

    That is your children’s future unless you stand up to these scum now. Remember, the opposite of war is not peace, the opposite of war is slavery.

  • 762×51

    “Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?”

    Slavery to an elite ruling class of cultural Marxists.

    That is your children’s future unless you stand up to these scum now. Remember, the opposite of war is not peace, the opposite of war is slavery.

  • 762×51

    Because he can no longer play tight end?

  • 762×51

    Because he can no longer play tight end?

  • 762×51

    I ALWAYS choose “or else”.

    Just come and try it, I triple dog dare them.

  • 762×51

    I ALWAYS choose “or else”.

    Just come and try it, I triple dog dare them.

  • mackykam

    Was that ever a possibility?

  • mackykam

    Was that ever a possibility?

  • Obama’s bodyman

    Thanks for telling us about your research into this matter. How long have you been HIV positive?

  • Obama’s bodyman

    Thanks for telling us about your research into this matter. How long have you been HIV positive?

  • Sweep_the_leg_11590

    Agree

  • Sweep_the_leg_11590

    Agree

  • juandos

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?“…

    Sure…

    High powered firearms with scopes on them…

  • popeye

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?“…

    Sure…

    High powered firearms with scopes on them…

  • juandos

    Well that constipapted look or is it a look of agony?

    Maybe Selig/s little friend didn’t apply enough anal lube…

  • popeye

    Well that constipapted look or is it a look of agony?

    Maybe Selig/s little friend didn’t apply enough anal lube…

  • Nelson Baerga

    Oh no not baseball……leave baseball alone you pervert…..leave it alone…..may God have mercy on your souls…..

  • Nelson Baerga

    Oh no not baseball……leave baseball alone you pervert…..leave it alone…..may God have mercy on your souls…..

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