If you enjoy hate hoaxes, you are in luck; another academic year is underway. From a letter issued on August 28 by James Jones, Interim President of Sweet Briar College in Virginia:
Sometime between 8 and 10:30 this morning, four labels, made with a label-maker, were affixed to doors and the water cooler on the fourth floor of Meta Glass. As difficult as this is to believe, two of the labels read “White Only,” and two “Colored.” For someone who grew up in the deeply segregated South, those words recall to me a world of racial discrimination, disregard for human dignity, and institutionalized prejudice.
Growing up in the politically unclean South would leave scars on the psyche of any educrat.
We have among us someone who is essentially bigoted and mean-spirited who would recall the Jim Crow days of separation, mirroring the apartheid of South Africa that summoned the calm voice of reason of Nelson Mandela [a communist terrorist] to decry hatred and to seek to change one’s immediate environment for the better.
But as readers will have guessed, the culprit was a moonbat attempting to prop up the exhausted charade that Persons of Politically Privileged Pigmentation are menaced by evil racists. From her confession:
While posting these extremely hurtful labels, I had one thing in mind. My mission was to show others that words can still have an extreme impact, and the past still resonates with us all. While moving forward, we can never really shake the past.
This is because a demonized version of the past will be rammed down our throats at every opportunity by cultural Marxists, in order to alienate us from our own heritage.
Administrators of the school had recently been wallowing in this demonized past by presenting the play “In Sweet Remembrance” during freshman orientation. The play evidently looks for racial scabs to pick by harping on black grievances from generations ago. It is likely that this corrosive propaganda inspired the hoax.
In her confession, the culprit then discourses about how “caring and kind” she is. That’s the payoff for buying into liberal ideology. You get to declare yourself to be a good person because you mean well, and other idiots will pat you on the head and agree.
Although we don’t know her name, we can add this caring and kind moonbat to the ever-growing list of liberals who have given up trying to find evidence in support of their bogus ideology and instead have elected to fabricate it.
The partial list:
• Sweet Briar College hoaxer
• Grand Valley State University student
• Richard Kennedy
• Anonymous Hercules Middle-High School student
• Joe Williams
• Andrea Brazier
• Genesis Hernandez
• Danya Morales
• Toni Christina Jenkins
• Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
• Meg Lanker-Simons
• Olander Cuthrell
• Charlie Rogers
• Sharmeka Moffitt
• Joseph Baken
• Alexandra Pennell
• Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
• Quinn Matney
• Aubriana Banks
• Sarah Marshak
• Floyd Elliot
• Tawana Brawley
• Crystal Gail Mangum
• Kerri Dunn
• Leah Miller
• Ahmad Saad Nasim
On a tip from Henry. Hat tip: The College Fix.