Compliments of Mary.
By Dave Blount |
Hills: “How did this Stuttering Clusterfcuk of a Miserable Failure ever beat me???”
B. Hussein: “Maybe I can get in a round of golf before lunch!”
What a TOOL! And to think they votred for him over me, I’m just a big a Commie as him!!
Hills: Awww yeah; lemme just wiggle it a little bit. Uhh huhhh – you like that don’t you sissy-boy!
B. Hussein: Oooh that tickles! Reminds me of college and the “club” in Chi Town. Of course, now that I’m a puppet, I’m used to having George Soros fat fingers up there.
Hillary: “Here we are in another stupid Moonbattery thread.”
Hillary’s thought bubble: Oh yes, you were wise to make Biden your VP. Had it been me we’d be having a state funeral right about now….
Hillary: He won’t be smiling like that when I make him Ambassador to Kenya!
Fuck off lao. If you don’t like it, why do you come here? Jerk.
FLAKEY PARROTS! FLAKEY PARROTS! I’M BRILLIANT! PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!
Hey lookey, another FAKE conservative site, selling gun control ads. Hmmmm, I have sent emails to all my members. Hope you like a substantial loss to your traffic selling out to the commies!
President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton share a joyous, yet secretive moment, after ordering a nuclear strike on the Bible Belt.
The ads are specific to the user these days. Google is watching you know. So, you are seeing gun control ads, because you are a gun control freak, apparently. I, on the other hand, see garmin and tigerdirect ads, because I’m a tech freak.
Care to retract your accusations?
shillary: Man I knew a large part of the electorates were pretty f*****g stupid but I had no idea they were THAT stupid!
bHUSSEINo: Hey,look at me!
Hitlary: Look at the shape of his head. Tell me he doesn’t have Egyptian/Muslim roots…
Obummer: I wonder why no one sees her and Bubba together anymore? Maybe i can get me some of that fat White ass? I mean Bubba’s, not her’s…
Obama: If I don’t look she’s not really there.
CAPTION: “He looks happy because he is sucking the life-force out of me. But tonight, that changes! No one can out-vamp The Vampire Queen!”
@Gun Control: The ads are generated by your internet history and are user-targeted. I see no ads for gun-control: however, I do see ads for tech goodies and Taylor Swift music. Eh, they’ve got me pegged: I love technology and music…
Before complaining about ads on a site, you need to take into account that they’re all user-targeted these days; you don’t want to be revealing something unseemly about yourself, right?
Next on the Simpsons:
“Carl finally gets a date with Edna Krabapple but Patty disapproves”
Obama: “It’s so cool that I passed YOUR healthcare b.s. and I get credit for the whole thing.”
Shrillary: “Yes, but you are a sniveling whimpering idiot who has no clue and you’ve been sprinkled with fairy dust.”
BHO: Man that carnitas burrito with extra green chili for lunch was good, but is pushing . . . ahhh that feels better.
HE IS A GAO’ULD!!
Shrillary — “And I always thought that Bill was the most audacious, conceited schmuck for cheating on me”.
“Take that, whitey.”
Brrrrack: Man, thaz sum killer weed heh heh!!
Shrill: Boy I’d like to kick the crap outta him.
BO (thought): —blank—-
Hillary (thought): Mandingo!
Silent, but deadly.
My left nipple is bigger than his brain!!!!
Obama (thought): Hope no one wants me to stand up now, Michelle never did that with her hand before!!
Billary: I would’ve gotten an individual mandate AND be cruising to re-election right now…
Barrack” Kiss the ring bitch I Won I Won!!
HerThigness” So He thinks he all That and a Bag Of Chips
the Little Muslim Slime”!
To the Tune of Barbara Mandrels hit…”I was Commie…..
when Commie wasn’t cool”
“I can hold this fake smile longer than you… your face will crack first!” – B.O.
The smug bastards aren’t worth the time. Let Mr. Teleprompter caption the damned communists.
HRC : “He was right – this million dollar necklace IS too heavy to wear at meetings.”
BHO : I bet none of our supporters notice her necklace, even though it weighs as much as my golf bag…”
Hillary: “I am so tired of kissing mens’ asses.”
Barack: “They love me, they really love me!”
“They’re Pinky and The Brain.
Yes, Pinky and The Brain.”
Hillary, looking at the gawd-awful set of lobotomy scars on that side of his head is thinking…
“Hhhmph–when they had that squash opened up they should have installed a f*ing brain.”
Obama is thinking:
Hillary: How’s that feel? Does that tickle you?
Obie: A little to the left. Ah, that’s it! Right there!
Hillary: You washed ’em this morning, right?
Obie: Woo! Tee Hee!!!
I did not have sex with this woman!
Hillary: “Comrade Obama’s manicure looks better than mine.”
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