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Nov 29 2014

Yet Another Hate Hoax: University of Chicago Facebook Threat

Whenever a person of privileged pigmentation or perversity claims to have been threatened or oppressed in some way, it is safe to assume that the incident is either grossly misrepresented or a complete hoax — probably the latter if it is alleged to have occurred on one of our moonbattery-infested college campuses:

A threatening message posted to a student’s Facebook page — initially thought [or rather, implausibly claimed] to be the work of hackers — was actually written by the student himself, University of Chicago officials said Monday.

“It became clear that nobody broke into the Facebook account in question, and that in fact the posting was not the anonymous threat against a student that it first appeared to be,” according to a statement from the university.

The message was posted Nov. 18 and contained racial slurs and threats of sexual violence.

It prompted university officials to initiate an investigation with the help of federal law enforcement agencies and third-party website providers to determine who was behind the post.

No one will be surprised that officials literally made a federal case out this, in hopes that it was not yet another hoax. But these hopes were quickly dashed.

According to a person with knowledge of the incident, it appears the student’s fake message was a misguided attempt to draw attention to the issues of race and sexual abuse.

Student activist Vincente Perez told the school’s newspaper, the Chicago Maroon: “Someone felt they had to show something extreme to get people to care. Think about that. This is not a justification. But think about what the weight of apathy can force people to do.”

As Bugs Bunny might say, “What a maroon.”

Think about this, Vince: If privileged minority groups really were oppressed, there would be no need to combat apathy by fabricating incidents of supposed oppression.

As for the consequences for the hoaxer,

A university spokesperson refused to comment on any disciplinary action that may be taken against the student who posted the Facebook message.

That means that as usual there will be no consequences. Otherwise these hoaxes wouldn’t happen so frequently. The important thing from the perspective of liberal educrats is that the hoaxer meant well — i.e., is a moonbat.

One more for our merely representative but ever-growing Hate Hoax List:

University of Chicago Facebook hoax
Adam Saleh and Sheikh Akbar
Daniele Watts
Keith Jones
Sweet Briar College hoaxer
Grand Valley State University student
Richard Kennedy
Anonymous Hercules Middle-High School student
Joe Williams
Andrea Brazier
Genesis Hernandez
Danya Morales
Toni Christina Jenkins
Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
Meg Lanker-Simons
Olander Cuthrell
Charlie Rogers
Sharmeka Moffitt
Joseph Baken
Alexandra Pennell
Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
Quinn Matney
Aubriana Banks
Sarah Marshak
Floyd Elliot
Tawana Brawley
Crystal Gail Mangum
Kerri Dunn
Leah Miller
Ahmad Saad Nasim

Get a life, non-oppressed moonbats!

On a tip from Henry.

  • MannieP

    The mope should be assessed the full cost of the investigation, and then expelled for attempting to incite racial violence. The individual should be condemned to flip hamburgers for the rest of its life.

  • maudieNmandeville

    Hate crime hoaxes should receive the same punishment as the ‘crime’.

  • alohasteve

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  • Henry

    I remember when the list was half that size…

  • shipembak

    Sharmeka…. that made up moolee name made me laugh.

  • Wilberforce

    Absolutely, there need to be more hoaxer pelts hung on the walls for all to see. Stop treating these people like children.

  • Wilberforce

    Usually, scams are perpetrated in order obtain cash.

    In these settings, the aim is to get as much currency as possible, the most valuable of all in liberal ideology: Victim-hood status.

  • KHarn

    Not “IN underwear and lingerie” Darn.

  • 762×51

    Maroon is an 18th century term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

    Sounds to me like the the University of Chicago is . . . . . . wait for it . . . . . . . RAAAAAAACIST!

  • 762×51

    That is so last year. Literally.

    The frequency of these events tells me that these misguided brats are being put up to it by their overpaid anti-American professors.

  • Tostig

    That’s hilarious. I got my MA from U of C. To put it mildly, any student at U of C is the elite of the elite of the elite of the elite. You can’t get more inside-track-to-the-1 % than U of C – well, I guess Harvard in certain fields, but not by much. What a maroon – and yeah, we did call douche bag kids like this maroons there.

  • Gene

    I hear the kid was expelled. Chicago is the least bad of the elite schools. Don’t forget Milton Friedman, Friedrich Hayek, Thomas Sowell and many others did their work there.

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  • James Mcenanly

    From the way he handles ‘ignoramus’ , I’d almost think that Bugs was trying to say ‘ moron’.

  • AlanOne7

    Just wondering … what’s the Affirmative Action formula there? Most colleges today will “spot” Blacks and Hispanics 100-300 SAT points, and set quotas on Whites and Asians.

    My guess is this person was in over his head academically, and had to do something to increase his chances at getting a $100K government job after graduation.

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