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Apr 04 2015

Duke Not Saying Who Hung Noose

Looks like the authorities are getting better at handling hate hoaxes. See how they dealt with someone hanging a noose at infamously hyper-PC Duke University:

School officials believe federal education laws protecting information about students and their grades prevent the school from describing the culprit’s gender, race or whether the student had been in trouble in the past, [Duke spokesman Michael] Schoenfeld said.

Who hung the noose and why? As Weasel Zippers notes,

Safe to say it was not a member of the lacrosse team.

Although repeated experience suggests that it was almost certainly a moonbat, in this case probably one of politically preferred pigmentation, we may never know for sure. That means this probable hoax helps prop up liberals’ phony victim ideology, rather than giving countermoonbats ammo by adding another name to this representative list of hate hoaxes:

George Washington University swastika
Adam Hoover
Ambreen Sharif
Charles Blow
Morgan Triplett
Desiree Nall
Mindy Brickman
Oberlin College
Lena Dunham
Rolling Stone/Jackie
University of Chicago Facebook hoax
Adam Saleh and Sheikh Akbar
Daniele Watts
Keith Jones
Sweet Briar College hoaxer
Grand Valley State University student
Richard Kennedy
Anonymous Hercules Middle-High School student
Joe Williams
Andrea Brazier
Genesis Hernandez
Danya Morales
Toni Christina Jenkins
Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
Meg Lanker-Simons
Olander Cuthrell
Charlie Rogers
Sharmeka Moffitt
Joseph Baken
Alexandra Pennell
Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
Quinn Matney
Aubriana Banks
Sarah Marshak
Floyd Elliot
Tawana Brawley
Crystal Gail Mangum
Kerri Dunn
Leah Miller
Ahmad Saad Nasim

On a tip from Rob E.



  • marcus tullius cicero

    …I smell a HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX, wash and repeat!
    <:-P

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …I smell a HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX-HOAX, wash and repeat!
    <:-P

  • Feet2Fire

    “…politically preferred pigmentation..”
    LOL. Hope you don’t mind if we steal that… ;P

  • Feet2Fire

    “…politically preferred pigmentation..”
    LOL. Hope you don’t mind if we steal that… ;P

  • Pyrran

    If it walks like a duke, and it quacks like a duke…….

  • Pyrran

    If it walks like a duke, and it quacks like a duke…….

  • TED

    WITHOUT LIES THERE WOULD BE NO LEFT!

  • TED

    WITHOUT LIES THERE WOULD BE NO LEFT!

  • TED

    THAT’S the smell of liberalism…RINSE THROUGHLY!

  • TED

    THAT’S the smell of liberalism…RINSE THROUGHLY!

  • WingMann

    Obviously, it wasn’t one of us “privileged” White folks, or it would be splashed all over the evening news by now. Leftists are psychopaths, and once you fully understand and embrace that fact, everything they do makes perfect sense.

  • WingMann

    Obviously, it wasn’t one of us “privileged” White folks, or it would be splashed all over the evening news by now. Leftists are psychopaths, and once you fully understand and embrace that fact, everything they do makes perfect sense.

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