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Apr 13 2015

Jaden Smith, Model American

On the fashion front,

At just 16, Jaden Smith has already cultivated a sense of style all his own. Cheetah is his favorite print, harem pants are on frequent rotation, and oversized T-shirts are his signature. Recently, he’s been adding some more feminine elements to his look. “Went To TopShop To Buy Some Girl Clothes, I Mean “Clothes,”” he wrote on Instagram. The results of his shopping trip? At least one black dress, which he was spotted sporting in California on Friday.

Jaden is the offspring of Hollyweirdos Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

The long-sleeved black jersey dress was layered with a white crochet tank on top, denim cutoffs underneath, and a long pendant. His outfit was very athleisure-inspired as he paired it with high socks in his favorite animal pattern and Nike sneakers.

But because this is America and it’s a guy wearing a girl’s article of clothing, the haters obviously had something to say about it. One called it “attention seeking behavior,” many just left it “LOL,” and one graceful grandparent wrote, “I’m thankful my Grandchildren don’t act or dress like Hollywooders!”

Damn America, so full of irreverent haters! But one day liberals will win the Culture War once and for all, and all boys will look like this:

jaden-smith

On a tip from Henry.



  • BillyBob Bob

    You know, at some point, probably not in the too distant future, he’s going to give it a try, Dad. And you’ll support his ‘choice.’

  • BillyBobBob the Covfefe Bob

    You know, at some point, probably not in the too distant future, he’s going to give it a try, Dad. And you’ll support his ‘choice.’

  • Mr. Mentalo

    …and this is why peer pressure, shunning and shaming are fundamental, useful and necessary tools. No one likes to feel ostracized, therefore they’ll shape up and fly right. Works like a charm.

    Now that it has been outlawed, deemed “bullying” or a “hate crime”, you have this: Buttercup lookin’ like a Rasta transvestite.

    The progressives have almost finished their job…

  • Mr. Mentalo

    …and this is why peer pressure, shunning and shaming are fundamental, useful and necessary tools. No one likes to feel ostracized, therefore they’ll shape up and fly right. Works like a charm.

    Now that it has been outlawed, deemed “bullying” or a “hate crime”, you have this: Buttercup lookin’ like a Rasta transvestite.

    The progressives have almost finished their job…

  • Spartan24708

    My son is almost 4 and he knows that skirts and dresses are girl clothes.

  • Spartan24708

    My son is almost 4 and he knows that skirts and dresses are girl clothes.

  • Smith and Wesson and Me

    In America, boys will look like Jaden (isn’t that a girl’s name?). In the Muslim world, boys will look like this. Who do you think will win?

    http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3682188.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ISIL-militants-gathering-at-an-undisclosed-location.jpg

  • Turbo

    Lessee, we had baby boomers, generation X.. I’m trying to think of a term that might adequately expresses what(ever) this abominable generation is. But am having trouble..

  • Smith and Wesson and Me

    In America, boys will look like Jaden (isn’t that a girl’s name?). In the Muslim world, boys will look like this. Who do you think will win?

    http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3682188.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ISIL-militants-gathering-at-an-undisclosed-location.jpg

  • Jester

    I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt based on his martial arts history: he may just be spoiling for a fight! Anyone remember how Judo Gene LaBelle used to always wear pink for that very reason? http://www.covertbookreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Gene-LeBell-2.jpg

  • Jester

    I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt based on his martial arts history: he may just be spoiling for a fight! Anyone remember how Judo Gene LaBelle used to always wear pink for that very reason? http://www.covertbookreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Gene-LeBell-2.jpg

  • Captain Bill

    Many girls don’t know that pants are guy çlothes.

  • Captain Bill

    Many girls don’t know that pants are guy çlothes.

  • Paul Byvtary

    I have nothing clever to write here so I can only write the truth. He is a worthless goon.

  • Paul Byvtary

    I have nothing clever to write here so I can only write the truth. He is a worthless goon.

  • Captain Bill

    Many girls don’t know that pants are guy clothes.

  • Captain Bill

    Many girls don’t know that pants are guy clothes.

  • Paul Byvtary

    You just named it. Abominable pretenders.

  • Paul Byvtary

    You just named it. Abominable pretenders.

  • KHarn

    Mae West was once asked if she thought of herself as a “model woman”. She replied “No, I’m the real thing”.

  • KHarn

    Mae West was once asked if she thought of herself as a “model woman”. She replied “No, I’m the real thing”.

  • Spartan24708

    Haven’t worn pants since ’99. I think all the gender bending garbage started when women started wearing pants.

  • Spartan24708

    Haven’t worn pants since ’99. I think all the gender bending garbage started when women started wearing pants.

  • Spartan24708

    And my daughter has NEVER worn pants.

  • Spartan24708

    And my daughter has NEVER worn pants.

  • Jodie

    Girls and women are taking massive amounts of female hormones these days – in the form of birth control pills. My guess is that Jada Pinkett Smith likely took birth control pills for many years.

    It is not that far-fetched to think that these massive amounts of female hormones might be causing much of the gayness in boys these days.

    That and the ritalin types of drugs that cause breast growth in young boys (Gynaecomastia). I see ads on TV all day long about lawyers suing for this.

    There must be more things than just “society’s teachings” that are causing so many young boys to think they are girls.

  • Jodie

    Girls and women are taking massive amounts of female hormones these days – in the form of birth control pills. My guess is that Jada Pinkett Smith likely took birth control pills for many years.

    It is not that far-fetched to think that these massive amounts of female hormones might be causing much of the gayness in boys these days.

    That and the ritalin types of drugs that cause breast growth in young boys (Gynaecomastia). I see ads on TV all day long about lawyers suing for this.

    There must be more things than just “society’s teachings” that are causing so many young boys to think they are girls.

  • bigpete

    If my son wanted to dress like a girl then I would respect his decision and treat him like one. Pretty pink outfits, trips to the gynecologist, training bras, the whole magilla.

  • bigpete

    If my son wanted to dress like a girl then I would respect his decision and treat him like one. Pretty pink outfits, trips to the gynecologist, training bras, the whole magilla.

  • bobdog19006

    Five bucks says he was wearing a bra.

  • bobdog19006

    Five bucks says he was wearing a bra.

  • Professor Hale

    It’s sad that the children of the fabulously wealthy so often fall into this sort of behavior. Unearned wealth and priviledge is their lot in life. They know that their grades in school don’t matter, ever. They never have to get into a good college or a good job. If they want to be an actor, “dad” will just put them in his next movie. Tallent isn’t required. Or they can just “go shopping” even though they already have everything they could ever need.

  • Professor Hale

    It’s sad that the children of the fabulously wealthy so often fall into this sort of behavior. Unearned wealth and priviledge is their lot in life. They know that their grades in school don’t matter, ever. They never have to get into a good college or a good job. If they want to be an actor, “dad” will just put them in his next movie. Tallent isn’t required. Or they can just “go shopping” even though they already have everything they could ever need.

  • That’s what liberalism is – required worship of whatever the rich and powerful want to do. You have no freedom to disagree.

  • That’s what liberalism is – required worship of whatever the rich and powerful want to do. You have no freedom to disagree.

  • 762×51

    So the son of perennial tough guy Will Smith is a nancy boy? To quote Det. Mike Lowery, ” that’s some funny shit”.

  • 762×51

    So the son of perennial tough guy Will Smith is a nancy boy? To quote Det. Mike Lowery, ” that’s some funny shit”.

  • 762×51

    Sniveling little gay boy, libtard weasels look like Smith.
    AMERICAN boys look like this . . . guess who won.

  • 762×51

    Sniveling little gay boy, libtard weasels look like Smith.
    AMERICAN boys look like this . . . guess who won.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    Good thing the kid lives in the rarefied atmosphere of Hollyweird; wearin’ the get-up in Watts would likely get him a serious beat-down.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    Good thing the kid lives in the rarefied atmosphere of Hollyweird; wearin’ the get-up in Watts would likely get him a serious beat-down.

  • Rotohammer

    “Buttercup lookin’ like a Rasta transvestite”. Perfect.

  • Rotohammer

    “Buttercup lookin’ like a Rasta transvestite”. Perfect.

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