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May 12 2015

Latest Politically Correct Hoax Site: University of Minnesota

Have you heard about the epidemic of campus rapes that has liberals worked into a righteous antisexist frenzy? If you want to read up on it, look in the Fiction section, because the epidemic consists mainly of hoaxes:

Yet another rape allegation on an American college campus has fallen completely apart.

The campus in this instance is the University of Minnesota — Twin Cities.

Last weekend, an 18-year-old student at the school had told campus police that two young men who were complete strangers raped her at knifepoint in her fourth-floor dorm room.

After a resulting criminal probe, police have now concluded the woman in lying.

Lives have been ruined by rape hoaxes. Yet there appears to be no punishment in store for the hoaxer. When it comes to politically incorrect crimes, even phony victims are to be mollycoddled and revered:

The case is no longer a sexual assault case, school officials explained. Instead, it’s “a student crisis intervention case.”

The freshman student is now deemed “in crisis” and needs “professional assistance,” a university police spokesman suggested on Thursday. …

“Our priority right now is on providing the support to this student that she needs,” police department supervisor Pam Wheelock told the Star Tribune.

If she made her false report to acquire sympathy, it worked.

Another University of Minnesota official, Katie Eichele of the Aurora Center, “a safe and confidential space” for victims of sexual assault, suggested that no one should judge the unidentified student who made the armed rape allegations police don’t believe.

“The victim-survivor is the most important person in all of this, and supporting what it is they’re going through and what they may want in the process,” Eichele told the newspaper.

The poor victim of her own lies can probably get her exams waived if she is still feeling upset when finals come around.

The important thing to remember is that even if her story isn’t true in real life, it is symbolically true in the alternate realm of moonbat ideology, which counts for more.

Too bad that so often the names of phony victims are suppressed to protect the guilty. That leaves us with another anonymous entry in the representative Hate Hoax List:

Phony University of Minnesota rape victim
Sarah Silverman
Kassim Alhimidi
George Washington University swastika
Adam Hoover
Ambreen Sharif
Charles Blow
Morgan Triplett
Desiree Nall
Mindy Brickman
Oberlin College
Lena Dunham
Rolling Stone/Jackie
University of Chicago Facebook hoax
Adam Saleh and Sheikh Akbar
Daniele Watts
Keith Jones
Sweet Briar College hoaxer
Grand Valley State University student
Richard Kennedy
Anonymous Hercules Middle-High School student
Joe Williams
Andrea Brazier
Genesis Hernandez
Danya Morales
Toni Christina Jenkins
Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
Meg Lanker-Simons
Olander Cuthrell
Charlie Rogers
Sharmeka Moffitt
Joseph Baken
Alexandra Pennell
Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
Quinn Matney
Aubriana Banks
Sarah Marshak
Floyd Elliot
Tawana Brawley
Crystal Gail Mangum
Kerri Dunn
Leah Miller
Ahmad Saad Nasim

On a tip from wingmann.

  • TruDat

    So proud of my state, I hope her therapy chicken gets the bird flu!

  • Karin_A

    What is going on here? I think it’s regret from the hookup culture. All these college kids are not going to be able to cope with the real world, and will end up as perennial losers. The ones who’ll make it in life got on with life right away.

  • ArleneELandry

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  • chuck_in_st_paul

    As I noted on another blog about this, U of M is constantly in competition with UW Madison for Cultural Cesspool of the Midwest. It’s a travelling trophy that goes back and forth depending on which school comes up with the currently most stupid event. Point goes to U of M this month.

  • Rotohammer

    Katie Eichele = idiot. A true advocate for rape victims wouldn’t want women to cry wolf. It’s a slap in the face of real rape victims.

    Well, rape victim advocacy is bound to attract screwball feminists. Accounts of rape (true or fictional) affirm their twisted view that all men are rapists.

  • Wilberforce

    My alma mater, University of Iowa, is in direct competition with U of M for unbridled moonbattery 😉

  • Nan

    This one was a bit more difficult because she called the police. Bad hookup regrets usually take place months later and are adjudicated within the university system as there was no police report, no rape kit and no actual crime.

  • Nan

    That’s cold, man. What did her therapy chicken ever do to you?

  • artfuldgr

    Now you know why academia takes over for police
    so that accusers get to go free
    and the accused are more likely to go to jail when innocent
    (or have their lives destroyed when jail is not in the offing)

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