Even Occucommies have to admit that it’s time to pack in their disgusting eruption of moonbattery. What to do with the money that was lavished upon them by unions and shady left-wing organizations? Divvy it up to spend on new iPods, what else? From the portentously entitled New York City General Assembly of #Occupywallstreet:
There is nothing here. There are no structures. There is no sign of our community. There is no life. Yes, we are here. But we have become tourists. We visit the park, we do not occupy it. I don’t care how hard core you are, you eventually leave to seek shelter somewhere else. You have to. The park has been, to use Bloomberg’s term, sanitized. The germs, the occupiers, the us, have been scrubbed clean.
One month ago I proposed that we take all of the funds in the general fund and divide them among the occupiers. A lot of people thought this was a crazy idea. A lot of people aren’t thinking it’s such a crazy idea anymore.
Immediate questions come up: How would you split up the money? Who would get it? How would you give everyone access to the tools to spend it wisely? How would current projects continue to be funded? Why would you do this?
I can’t answer all of these questions. But I can answer the last one. Why should we make an effort to give the money that Zuccotti was donated to the people who occupied the park? Because the park is dead. Look around you.
It certainly smells dead, anyway. But then, it did from the beginning.
Thanks Occucommies, for reminding everyone what the Left is all about.
Via Verum Serum, on a tip from J.