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Dec 20 2011

Occupy Wall Street Obituary

Even Occucommies have to admit that it’s time to pack in their disgusting eruption of moonbattery. What to do with the money that was lavished upon them by unions and shady left-wing organizations? Divvy it up to spend on new iPods, what else? From the portentously entitled New York City General Assembly of #Occupywallstreet:

There is nothing here. There are no structures. There is no sign of our community. There is no life. Yes, we are here. But we have become tourists. We visit the park, we do not occupy it. I don’t care how hard core you are, you eventually leave to seek shelter somewhere else. You have to. The park has been, to use Bloomberg’s term, sanitized. The germs, the occupiers, the us, have been scrubbed clean.

One month ago I proposed that we take all of the funds in the general fund and divide them among the occupiers. A lot of people thought this was a crazy idea. A lot of people aren’t thinking it’s such a crazy idea anymore.

Immediate questions come up: How would you split up the money? Who would get it? How would you give everyone access to the tools to spend it wisely? How would current projects continue to be funded? Why would you do this?

I can’t answer all of these questions. But I can answer the last one. Why should we make an effort to give the money that Zuccotti was donated to the people who occupied the park? Because the park is dead. Look around you.

The occupation.
Is.
Dead.

It certainly smells dead, anyway. But then, it did from the beginning.

Thanks Occucommies, for reminding everyone what the Left is all about.

Via Verum Serum, on a tip from J.

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  • http://www.christianitytoday.com/ch/131christians/activists/wilberforce.html Wilberforce

    “How would you split up the money? Who would get it? How would you give everyone access to the tools to spend it wisely? How would current projects continue to be funded? Why would you do this?”

    From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. Does that work for you?

  • StanInTexas

    When I made the comment that these Occupiers were only in it for the free stuff, while demanding that people leave THEIR stuff alone, several posters of the Liberal persuasion said I had no idea what I was talking about.

    I wonder if any of them will be commenting on this thread?

  • Momster

    Just make a check out to “smelly goof banging drum” or
    “ugly smelly goof holding sign” or “weird, ugly, smelly goof toking weed, banging drum, holding sign, pooping in public, raping woman.”

    There–fixed it.

  • Kevin R.

    Would anyone be surprised if they donated all the money to the Democratic party?

  • IslandLifer

    It’s dead…..for now

  • Jester

    I like how none of them admit the obvious truth now no more than they ever have.

  • AC

    Maybe they will leave it all to fellow traveler Jim Jones.

  • Hail The Amberlamps!

    The Occuterrorists hoist the Jolly Roger for 2012. I’m all atwitter with fright and apprehension….

    So get ready: 2012 promises to be a relentless succession of hit-and-run attacks during what already promises to be a hotly-contested presidential campaign. So forget Zuccotti Park. No long camp-outs and sit-ins. That’s so ‘60s. So last fall. Instead, be prepared for endless surprise attacks, albeit non-violent amateur versions of Seal Team Six, in-and-out fast.

    http://tinyurl.com/6rotkux

    Texan: Honestly officer, when they burst into the store screaming, waving shiny objects and defecating on the floor, me and my six CHL friends thought it was a stickup.

    Officer: Well, that explains the brain matter and river of blood on the floor….

  • Nathaniel M

    Give the money to the besieged businesses of Oakland and Oakland port truck drivers. Gahwd knows how many millions the Occutwats cost that city. Oh and give some to the recall effort of Mayor Jean Quan. She is a moonbat dolt that’ll put the final nail in Oakland’s coffin if left to her own devices.

  • Jester

    So get ready: 2012 promises to be a relentless succession of hit-and-run attacks

    So outright terrorism, then? It’s worked for the Taliban so far. I wonder how many different euphemisms the LSM’s gonna use to describe it…. 10? 20?

  • Sinister66

    Should be used to clean up the mess these people made.

  • TomH

    They should have given the money to starving public school union teachers who do such a good job.

  • Goldenfoxx

    The PTB should confiscate the money and put it towards the bill of cleaning up their crap instead of it falling on the taxpayer. There won’t be any money left – the city will still be in the hole.

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