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Jun 12 2015

Zimbabwe Pulls Plug on Hyperinflated Currency

Through massive Third World immigration and the federal imposition of “diversity,” America is being turned into South Africa. South Africa is turning into Zimbabwe. The condition of the currency gives an idea of what Zimbabwe is turning into:

Zimbabwe’s central bank announced the demonetization of the Zimbabwe dollar will occur from June 15 until the end of September, according to China’s state-run newspaper, Xinhua. …

The process will expunge Zimbabwean notes from the country’s banking system, which now includes a combination of US dollars, South African rands, and Botswana pulas, in an effort to move past the horrific episode of hyperinflation that occurred in 2008. While the official inflation figure during that time was recorded at 231,000,000%, others have suggested the actual inflation rate was greater than 4,000,000,000%.

If you put your faith in Zimbabwe’s currency, don’t worry. The same government that destroyed that currency will make good on it. Of course, you might have to take a slight loss…

Xinhua reports that any bank account holding between zero and 175 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars will receive a flat $5 payment. Meanwhile, Zimbabweans who hoarded bills at home will receive a rate of 250 trillion to $1 for their 2008-issued notes and 250 to $1 for their 2009-issued notes.

Zimbabwe’s economy fell into a hyperinflationary spell under the leadership of dictator Robert Mugabe, who has been the country’s President since 1987. Mugabe’s economic policy sent the Zimbabwean economy into a tailspin as he implemented price controls and printed endless amounts of money. He was quoted as saying, “Where money for projects has not been found, we will print it.”

Fortunately our own leader, although very similar to Mugabe in his socialist, antineocolonialist ideology, has a different slogan: Where money for entitlements has not been found, we will borrow it.

In the USSA, the printing won’t go into overdrive until the Chinese stop lending, which will happen as soon as they figure out that our government has borrowed more than it could ever pay back without hyperinflating the currency Zimbabwe-style.

1000000000-zimbabwe-dollars
African toilet paper.

On a tip from Lyle.



  • kerri

    “Where money for projects has not been found, we will print it.”

    ..sounds too much like the fool in our White House.

  • kerri

    “Where money for projects has not been found, we will print it.”

    ..sounds too much like the fool in our White House.

  • The money changers will figure it all out.

    NOT

    The ONLY thing holding up our currency is our blood, sweat and tears. Remember that, America. The ONLY thing keeping the banking cartel alive and well is YOUR labor.

    There’s a word for that…

    Hmmmmmmmmm…

    Let me ponder a bit….

    Oh yeah….!

    Slavery.

  • Duke

    You can get some for yourself here.

    This will help you get over the last days of the Obozo “hopey-changey” administration, when the world’s exchange currency will be the New, Improved Zimbabwe Dollar, and the U.S. Dollar will be used to wipe your butt!

  • Duke

    You can get some for yourself here.

    This will help you get over the last days of the Obozo “hopey-changey” administration, when the world’s exchange currency will be the New, Improved Zimbabwe Dollar, and the U.S. Dollar will be used to wipe your butt!

  • DJ

    Quite right, B-B 007.

    Q: What is money?

    A: Money is a fungible proxy for man’s ability to reason, labor, create, and produce.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFVFJ0iRRA

  • DJ

    Quite right, B-B 007.

    Q: What is money?

    A: Money is a fungible proxy for man’s ability to reason, labor, create, and produce.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFVFJ0iRRA

  • A thousand YESSSSSES!!!!!!!!!!

  • Circa53

    Every afro run city, county, state, and country is a hell hole..

  • Circa53

    Every afro run city, county, state, and country is a hell hole..

  • Gene

    Money printed in Zimbabwe was so worthless that it would actually have an expiration date printed on it.

  • Gene

    Money printed in Zimbabwe was so worthless that it would actually have an expiration date printed on it.

  • wingmann

    When your currency sells on ebay for more than what it’s currently worth…your country is seriously screwed.

  • wingmann

    When your currency sells on ebay for more than what it’s currently worth…your country is seriously screwed.

  • TrojanMan

    My boss bought a couple of those on ebay just to say he was a multi-billionare.

  • TrojanMan

    My boss bought a couple of those on ebay just to say he was a multi-billionare.

  • 762×51

    Hyperinflation is one of the civil war trigger events I have been warning you all about for years. This IS going to happen in America, when it does, the bloodshed will be catastrophic. At that point, hunt liberals to extinction.

  • Leonard Jones

    In one of P.J. O’Rourke’s books, he traveled to Nicaragua. He wrote
    that Daniel Ortega was claiming not to be a communist. When he
    wrote about the value of their currency (The Corb,) he said that
    one had to study economics several times at the Patrice Lumumba
    University in Moscow to make currency worth this little.

    I bought several of the 100 trillion dollar notes and gave all but one
    of them away. I reserved that one so that I can explain to the
    LIV’s just what kind of damage communism does to the economy.
    Mugabe, Lenin, Mao, Ortega or Obonzo, this is the inevitable
    result of collectivist ideology:

  • 762×51

    Hyperinflation is one of the civil war trigger events I have been warning you all about for years. This IS going to happen in America, when it does, the bloodshed will be catastrophic. At that point, hunt liberals to extinction.

  • Leonard Jones

    In one of P.J. O’Rourke’s books, he traveled to Nicaragua. He wrote
    that Daniel Ortega was claiming not to be a communist. When he
    wrote about the value of their currency (The Corb,) he said that
    one had to study economics several times at the Patrice Lumumba
    University in Moscow to make currency worth this little.

    I bought several of the 100 trillion dollar notes and gave all but one
    of them away. I reserved that one so that I can explain to the
    LIV’s just what kind of damage communism does to the economy.
    Mugabe, Lenin, Mao, Ortega or Obonzo, this is the inevitable
    result of collectivist ideology:

  • 762×51

    He should have bought one of these so that he could say he is a multi-trillionaire.

    $28 US on ebay.

  • 762×51

    He should have bought one of these so that he could say he is a multi-trillionaire.

    $28 US on ebay.

  • 762×51

    AKA, 2009 Spendulus Bill

  • 762×51

    AKA, 2009 Spendulus Bill

  • 762×51

    African toilet paper indeed.

    In such an economy, toilet paper and currency switch roles. Glenn Beck says buy gold. You can’t wipe your ass with gold. Most people can get through a day without gold, try going through a day without TP and see how your life changes.

  • 762×51

    African toilet paper indeed.

    In such an economy, toilet paper and currency switch roles. Glenn Beck says buy gold. You can’t wipe your ass with gold. Most people can get through a day without gold, try going through a day without TP and see how your life changes.

  • Kevin R.

    To paraphrase Mao:

    Socialism begins out of the barrel of a printing press.

  • Kevin R.

    To paraphrase Mao:

    Socialism begins out of the barrel of a printing press.

  • MicahStone

    African isn’t the only place with GREAT toilet paper.

  • MicahStone

    African isn’t the only place with GREAT toilet paper.

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