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Jun 12 2015

Astonishing Claim: Rachel Dolezal Is Not a Joke

Although she has a long history of staging hate hoaxes, maybe Spokane NAACP president Rachel Dolezal is not herself a walking hoax, despite the Caucasian having passed herself off as black for years. Maybe she is just suffering from wrong skin syndrome:

If Bruce Jenner is a woman, then this guy is black. Why not? Biological reality has been thrown overboard in favor of politically correct lunacy.

On a tip from J.



  • mindful webworker

    Dave, FTR, it’s my understanding that this “clown” (Godfrey) is a well-known prankster. This is a hilarious one! Liked his survey. 10% of people are #wrongskin. How did he know? He asked nine friends and none of them were. “That’s 10%!” Science! 😀

  • mindful webworker

    Dave, FTR, it’s my understanding that this “clown” (Godfrey) is a well-known prankster. This is a hilarious one! Liked his survey. 10% of people are #wrongskin. How did he know? He asked nine friends and none of them were. “That’s 10%!” Science! 😀

  • mindful webworker

    Variation on a meme

  • mindful webworker

    Variation on a meme

  • Chronos Z. Wonderpig

    tying two threads together, does this mean that blacks already live in my ‘hood?

  • Chronos Z. Wonderpig

    tying two threads together, does this mean that blacks already live in my ‘hood?

  • hiram

    I thought it was called being “trans-ethnic”. Maybe that horns in on the trans-Jenner thing too much right now…

    I may be a middle aged white guy, but I “self identify” as a 28 year old Korean woman, and YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT!!!

  • hiram

    I thought it was called being “trans-ethnic”. Maybe that horns in on the trans-Jenner thing too much right now…

    I may be a middle aged white guy, but I “self identify” as a 28 year old Korean woman, and YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT!!!

  • Saxon Warrior

    Guess what?

    I was born in China. I have lived there all my life and have never lived anywhere else. My parents were born in China and so were my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I have an oriental appearance and look distinctly like a Chinese person. I speak fluent Mandarin. It is my first language.
    None of my relatives, close or distant (that I am aware of) were born outside of China and have never lived in any other nation.
    Most of them have never been outside of China for their entire lives…..
    and neither have I. I have lived in Beijing my entire life and the furthest I have ever traveled is Shanghai……!

    but I’m NOT Chinese….

    I’m Greek.

    Because I say so!!

  • Saxon Warrior

    Guess what?

    I was born in China. I have lived there all my life and have never lived anywhere else. My parents were born in China and so were my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I have an oriental appearance and look distinctly like a Chinese person. I speak fluent Mandarin. It is my first language.
    None of my relatives, close or distant (that I am aware of) were born outside of China and have never lived in any other nation.
    Most of them have never been outside of China for their entire lives…..
    and neither have I. I have lived in Beijing my entire life and the furthest I have ever traveled is Shanghai……!

    but I’m NOT Chinese….

    I’m Greek.

    Because I say so!!

  • dabney

    So, “trans-racial” is a thing now?

  • dabney

    So, “trans-racial” is a thing now?

  • dabney

    You should audition for a movie role that calls for a 20something Asian woman, and then sue for discrimination when you don’t get the part. 😀
    There’s money to be made!

  • dabney

    You should audition for a movie role that calls for a 20something Asian woman, and then sue for discrimination when you don’t get the part. 😀
    There’s money to be made!

  • WMD

    OK black people, how many of you were born with the wrong skin color?

  • WMD

    OK black people, how many of you were born with the wrong skin color?

  • Saxon Warrior

    Michael Jackson……. allegedly!

  • Petey

    I watch videos on Omaha beach. It gives me grounding on the real world. Kursk if you’re Russian.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Michael Jackson……. allegedly!

  • Petey the First

    I watch videos on Omaha beach. It gives me grounding on the real world. Kursk if you’re Russian.

  • Mike_W20

    “It’s not a joke”
    I agree with him.
    That guy looks certifiably insane and potentially very dangerous.

  • Mike_W20

    “It’s not a joke”
    I agree with him.
    That guy looks certifiably insane and potentially very dangerous.

  • ARL

    Try getting a scholarship for a minority and/or woman, or have your business try getting a federal contract as a minority and/or woman-owned business.

  • ARL

    Try getting a scholarship for a minority and/or woman, or have your business try getting a federal contract as a minority and/or woman-owned business.

  • Mike_W20

    Yeah, he appears to be trolling.

    The BBC took the bait when he trolled about Star Wars.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OEtwtV9koE

  • Mike_W20

    Yeah, he appears to be trolling.

    The BBC took the bait when he trolled about Star Wars.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OEtwtV9koE

  • sheikyermami

    At least Michael Jackson paid good money for trying to be white, LOL!

  • sheikyermami

    At least Michael Jackson paid good money for trying to be white, LOL!

  • grayjohn

    Oh, it is totally ok to mock you, so consider yourself mocked you jaggov.

  • grayjohn

    That’s ignorant!

  • grayjohn

    Oh, it is totally ok to mock you, so consider yourself mocked you jaggov.

  • grayjohn

    That’s ignorant!

  • JDMedia

    A trans-racial has rights too!

  • JDMedia

    A trans-racial has rights too!

  • Hungjumper

    …and funny.

  • susan

    you’re a trans-racial, homophoba-hamamysonaganalienphopic hater!

  • Hungjumper

    …and funny.

  • susan

    you’re a trans-racial, homophoba-hamamysonaganalienphopic hater!

  • Hungjumper

    A Chinese Greek who is employed as a Saxon Warrior…….very cool, indeed.

    Stavos Yang the Conqueror, I bow to thee.

  • Rex Kwon Do

    What about the trans-economic? I demand that Rupert Murdoch hand over his wealth to me. It was all mine to begin with.

  • Hungjumper

    A Chinese Greek who is employed as a Saxon Warrior…….very cool, indeed.

    Stavos Yang the Conqueror, I bow to thee.

  • Taters…mmhmmm

    What about the trans-economic? I demand that Rupert Murdoch hand over his wealth to me. It was all mine to begin with.

  • Henry

    Yes! I am also trans-economic! For years I have felt something is wrong… I am a rich person trapped in a poor man’s body.

    I demand society transform me through government largesse!

  • Henry

    Yes! I am also trans-economic! For years I have felt something is wrong… I am a rich person trapped in a poor man’s body.

    I demand society transform me through government largesse!

  • Christmas Ape

    Just a few days ago I was thinking it would be a great prank to declare myself to be a “gender that doesn’t actually exist, and that I have always felt that way”, but the problem is there’s a growing number of moonbats who would take a claim like that seriously.

  • Christmas Ape

    Just a few days ago I was thinking it would be a great prank to declare myself to be a “gender that doesn’t actually exist, and that I have always felt that way”, but the problem is there’s a growing number of moonbats who would take a claim like that seriously.

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    I am trans-entity, I am really a god trapped in a man’s body, my godlike powers are limited by these feeble skins. I demand to be bowed to and treated with reverence and awe. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    I am trans-entity, I am really a god trapped in a man’s body, my godlike powers are limited by these feeble skins. I demand to be bowed to and treated with reverence and awe. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Think of the Affirmative Action possibilities – I am a handicapped, black, lesbian, eskimo midget trapped in a white man’s body – to the head of the federal hiring line I go!

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Think of the Affirmative Action possibilities – I am a handicapped, black, lesbian, eskimo midget trapped in a white man’s body – to the head of the federal hiring line I go!

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Hard to mock one who is the definition of mockery

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Hard to mock one who is the definition of mockery

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Beware of Greeks carrying made in China gifts

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Beware of Greeks carrying made in China gifts

  • I partially agree with him. He is in the wrong skin because his skin should be the exoskeleton of a cockroach. That way it would match his soul and intellect.

  • AlanOne7

    Visa, Amex, Discover, Chase and several car dealerships refuse to recognize my trans-economic status. Bigots.

    NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.

  • AlanOne7

    Visa, Amex, Discover, Chase and several car dealerships refuse to recognize my trans-economic status. Bigots.

    NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.

  • Jester

    I was born to white parents and have white skin but I identify as being black

    Uhh… yeah, like this is something new. To my good friend Clint Eastwood, you’re just another one of those dime-a-dozen super spades 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjMzrCMW9Q

  • Jester

    I was born to white parents and have white skin but I identify as being black

    Uhh… yeah, like this is something new. To my good friend Clint Eastwood, you’re just another one of those dime-a-dozen super spades 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjMzrCMW9Q

  • Bobfrey Monsterwick

    If this wack job is serious, he has more problems than the wrong skin. First, all the mirrors in his house are broken. Second, his name. Godfrey Elfwick? Really Elfwick? Is that a description of something? Third, he’s not aiming high enough. What’s the deal with being black. So what. Where does that get you? I’m going to self- identify as a bald eagle. That way I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, and you can’t touch me. I’m protected.

  • Bobfrey Monsterwick

    If this wack job is serious, he has more problems than the wrong skin. First, all the mirrors in his house are broken. Second, his name. Godfrey Elfwick? Really Elfwick? Is that a description of something? Third, he’s not aiming high enough. What’s the deal with being black. So what. Where does that get you? I’m going to self- identify as a bald eagle. That way I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, and you can’t touch me. I’m protected.

  • Exile1981

    So now trans-racial is a thing? Good, that means no more white privilege and it means I should be eligible for black only jobs and black only scholarships.

  • Exile1981

    So now trans-racial is a thing? Good, that means no more white privilege and it means I should be eligible for black only jobs and black only scholarships.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Oh, yeah…… he was born with the wrong-sized nose too.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Oh, yeah…… he was born with the wrong-sized nose too.

  • katya kakhov

    The funniest part is all the people that think shes a guy

  • katya kakhov

    The funniest part is all the people that think shes a guy

  • Logic_Mine

    To Godfrey:

    First, you can’t tell me what i can or cannot do. You cannot dictate to me that I can not express my 1st amendment right to mock you with my opinions.
    Second,
    What you are suffering from is not “Wrong Skin”, it is called a “Mental Psychosis”.
    Now here’s the really bad news:

    You were born “into” the “correct skin” according to the race of your parents.

    I know, it’s shocking! It’s called biology.

    Last, You can identify yourself as a “velociraptor” if you want but people are going to treat you as you are. So, just because you go around barking like a Velociraptor, don’t expect people to run away from you screaming , “Help, I’m being chased by a velociraptor! ”

    Instead, people will more than likely Taze your silly @ss in so you more likely can associate yourself with a old person who is paralyzed and just crapped on yourself as local law enforcement escorts you to a journey with the local judicial system.

    Putz!

  • Logic_Mine

    To Godfrey:

    First, you can’t tell me what i can or cannot do. You cannot dictate to me that I can not express my 1st amendment right to mock you with my opinions.
    Second,
    What you are suffering from is not “Wrong Skin”, it is called a “Mental Psychosis”.
    Now here’s the really bad news:

    You were born “into” the “correct skin” according to the race of your parents.

    I know, it’s shocking! It’s called biology.

    Last, You can identify yourself as a “velociraptor” if you want but people are going to treat you as you are. So, just because you go around barking like a Velociraptor, don’t expect people to run away from you screaming , “Help, I’m being chased by a velociraptor! ”

    Instead, people will more than likely Taze your silly @ss in so you more likely can associate yourself with a old person who is paralyzed and just crapped on yourself as local law enforcement escorts you to a journey with the local judicial system.

    Putz!

  • Logic_Mine

    https://youtu.be/rfAvQp-Uk5I
    just like this guy:

  • Logic_Mine

    https://youtu.be/rfAvQp-Uk5I
    just like this guy:

  • Notafanboy

    Guys…Godfrey Elfwick is a parody account. This is satire. Really really good satire. This person has fooled several newspapers and even the BBC so don’t feel bad about being duped. Godfrey is just a savant at trolling.

    Just read his bio on that twitter account and you’ll see.

  • Notafanboy

    Guys…Godfrey Elfwick is a parody account. This is satire. Really really good satire. This person has fooled several newspapers and even the BBC so don’t feel bad about being duped. Godfrey is just a savant at trolling.

    Just read his bio on that twitter account and you’ll see.

  • K.E.Miles

    Indulging their delusions is not helpful, they need therapy.

  • daPenguin

    I am wrong sized and wrong skinned. I was born to two average height white parents but Identify as a 6 foot 10 black man with an awesome jump shot, now give me my NBA contract!!

  • daPenguin

    I am wrong sized and wrong skinned. I was born to two average height white parents but Identify as a 6 foot 10 black man with an awesome jump shot, now give me my NBA contract!!

  • Chish

    Transracialist. Watch for it.

  • Chish

    Transracialist. Watch for it.

  • bobdog19006

    Well, Elizabeth Warren thinks she was born a Cherokee, and Obama thinks he was born to lead.

    They’re both laughably wrong, of course, but what’s important is what they FEEL.

  • bobdog19006

    Well, Elizabeth Warren thinks she was born a Cherokee, and Obama thinks he was born to lead.

    They’re both laughably wrong, of course, but what’s important is what they FEEL.

  • Momster

    Well, I want to be nice and tan, but with English and German ancestry the best I can do is either fish-belly white or lobster red. Where do I sign up for reparations?

  • Momster

    Well, I want to be nice and tan, but with English and German ancestry the best I can do is either fish-belly white or lobster red. Where do I sign up for reparations?

  • DJ

    I say drop his sorry ass off in the middle of a hootin’ and hollerin’ black yoof crowd on a hot summer’s night in the slums of Detroit and he’ll soon learn just how white he really is. Of course he’ll learn the hard way, but that dose of reality may very well help cure his freakish condition….
    Too cruel you say?
    Maybe so, but white liberals piss me off to no end. They deserve to experience all the misery they create and then some…….

  • DJ

    I say drop his sorry ass off in the middle of a hootin’ and hollerin’ black yoof crowd on a hot summer’s night in the slums of Detroit and he’ll soon learn just how white he really is. Of course he’ll learn the hard way, but that dose of reality may very well help cure his freakish condition….
    Too cruel you say?
    Maybe so, but white liberals piss me off to no end. They deserve to experience all the misery they create and then some…….

  • Momster

    He should change his name to Stavos Yang Bloodaxe.

  • Momster

    He should change his name to Stavos Yang Bloodaxe.

  • DJ

    Another thing: What ever happened to all those mental patients when the government closed down most of the insane asylums years ago?
    Oh wait. I know. They all joined the Democrat Party. Many of them got elected to office.

  • DJ

    Another thing: What ever happened to all those mental patients when the government closed down most of the insane asylums years ago?
    Oh wait. I know. They all joined the Democrat Party. Many of them got elected to office.

  • ok. you’re black. then it’s off to South Africa with you, sir….goodbye.

  • “born to lead”
    now, THAT’s funny!

  • ok. you’re black. then it’s off to South Africa with you, sir….goodbye.

  • “born to lead”
    now, THAT’s funny!

  • with the same result as Bruised Jender…failure.

  • with the same result as Bruised Jender…failure.

  • grayjohn

    Lmao.

  • grayjohn

    Lmao.

  • Donna M

    Reality check to “Geoffrey”….
    Trust me when I say this…….
    I don’t give a flying flip how “you” feel” inside “your” skin at this “moment”.
    …since your reality is only a state of mind, and a thought away from thinking ANYTHING. You may fancy yourself to be the king or queen of outer space? or may fantisize experiencing the surreal enlightment of being a newly formed nematode. You can think anything you want inside your head, but it certainly doesn’t make it reality.

  • Donna M

    Reality check to “Geoffrey”….
    Trust me when I say this…….
    I don’t give a flying flip how “you” feel” inside “your” skin at this “moment”.
    …since your reality is only a state of mind, and a thought away from thinking ANYTHING. You may fancy yourself to be the king or queen of outer space? or may fantisize experiencing the surreal enlightment of being a newly formed nematode. You can think anything you want inside your head, but it certainly doesn’t make it reality.

  • Donna M

    Sheesh,
    These idiots truly need some perspective….with nuclear Iran on the horizon, the rise of Isis, social degeneration, with every institution failing…..and this is what, mentally and behaviorally, consumes these morons!

  • Donna M

    Sheesh,
    These idiots truly need some perspective….with nuclear Iran on the horizon, the rise of Isis, social degeneration, with every institution failing…..and this is what, mentally and behaviorally, consumes these morons!

  • Donna M

    By the way, Geofrey…
    How do you know it’s 10% who experience this?

  • Donna M

    By the way, Geofrey…
    How do you know it’s 10% who experience this?
    …the mockingbird is asking.

  • Henry

    Trans-ecos UNITE!

  • Henry

    Trans-ecos UNITE!

  • Notafanboy

    It’s a parody account, Donna. They are mocking these people. The Twitter bio says they are a genderqueer Muslim atheist. This person is just really good at parodying that which is beyond parody for us mere mortals.

  • Notafanboy

    It’s a parody account, Donna. They are mocking these people. The Twitter bio says they are a genderqueer Muslim atheist. This person is just really good at parodying that which is beyond parody for us mere mortals.

  • Spiny Norman

    Godfrey Elfwick is daily hilarious proof of Poe’s Law.

  • Spiny Norman

    Godfrey Elfwick is daily, hilarious proof of Poe’s Law.

  • Spiny Norman

    It’s a parody account. This guy has been massively trolling the leftist Twitterati for months. And very effectively. It’s a beautiful thing to watch.

  • Spiny Norman

    It’s a parody account. This guy has been massively trolling the leftist Twitterati for months. And very effectively. It’s a beautiful thing to watch.

  • Veritas

    Ever wonder what kind of children all those people who tried out LSD in the 60s produced? Now you have the answer.

  • Veritas

    Ever wonder what kind of children all those people who tried out LSD in the 60s produced? Now you have the answer.

  • Python

    This fellow Godfrey is sending up these loons. He’s very good at fooling the likes of BBC journalists. You’ll swear he is serious but he’s making a fool out of both those who believe him and those who he’s pretending to be.

    Elfwick has been outed as a ‘hoaxer’ once already this year, after being invited to appear on a the BBC’s World Have Your Say programme about Star Wars.

    He was invited on to talk about having never seen any of the films in the franchise before, but was cut off by the show’s presenter after describing Star Wars as “rooted in homophobia and casual racial stereotypes”.

    Elfwick has also been described elsewhere as a ‘satirist‘ and someone who “was not to be taken entirely seriously”.

    Unlike Rachel Dolezal, Elfwick says that he was born white to white parents. Dolezal has claimed that she was born to a black father but raised by a white stepfather, something her parents refute.

    Elfwick’s earlier tweets about identifying as black appear to date back to late last year, when he tweeted about tanning to change his skin colour and experiencing racism.

  • Python

    This fellow Godfrey is sending up these loons. He’s very good at fooling the likes of BBC journalists. You’ll swear he is serious but he’s making a fool out of both those who believe him and those who he’s pretending to be.

    Elfwick has been outed as a ‘hoaxer’ once already this year, after being invited to appear on a the BBC’s World Have Your Say programme about Star Wars.

    He was invited on to talk about having never seen any of the films in the franchise before, but was cut off by the show’s presenter after describing Star Wars as “rooted in homophobia and casual racial stereotypes”.

    Elfwick has also been described elsewhere as a ‘satirist‘ and someone who “was not to be taken entirely seriously”.

    Unlike Rachel Dolezal, Elfwick says that he was born white to white parents. Dolezal has claimed that she was born to a black father but raised by a white stepfather, something her parents refute.

    Elfwick’s earlier tweets about identifying as black appear to date back to late last year, when he tweeted about tanning to change his skin colour and experiencing racism.

  • Donna M

    Thanks N, I know.

  • Donna M

    Thanks N, I know.

  • IMPACT1

    The “struggles” “I” (we), have?
    Keeping Government intrusion out of our (my) life and their (and everyone elses) Hands out of (our) my pockets.

    Perhaps Conservatives should ‘change up’ their word age and start using the word “struggle” seems it’s one word the left can relate to…

  • IMPACT1

    The “struggles” “I” (we), have?
    Keeping Government intrusion out of our (my) life and their (and everyone elses) Hands out of (our) my pockets.

    Perhaps Conservatives should ‘change up’ their wordage and start using the word “struggle” more often, seems it’s one word the left can relate to…

  • IMPACT1

    Have been saying THAT For YEARS!! You are probably the FIRST comment I have seen that referenced the ‘connection’….Thanks!

  • IMPACT1

    Have been saying THAT For YEARS!! You are probably the FIRST comment I have seen that referenced the ‘connection’….Thanks!

  • IMPACT1

    Hope you are correct…it ‘is’ funny if it is satire – someone savvy enough to infiltrate the so-called “media”, make them look like the fools they are, to show how extremely gullible and how they really just bend over to a lot of self-imposed freaks and ‘attention whores’…

  • IMPACT1

    Hope you are correct…it ‘is’ funny if it is satire – someone savvy enough to infiltrate the so-called “media”, make them look like the fools they are, to show how extremely gullible and how they really just bend over to a lot of self-imposed freaks and ‘attention whores’…

  • Silence Dogood

    As per John Hopkins University professor says, this is a mental disorder and should be treated with medication and therapy. Not surgery and encouragement.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/06/03/former-johns-hopkins-chief-of-psychiatry-being-transgender-is-a-mental-disorder-biologically-impossible-210202

    This is mind numbing.

  • Silence Dogood

    As per John Hopkins University professor says, this is a mental disorder and should be treated with medication and therapy. Not surgery and encouragement.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/06/03/former-johns-hopkins-chief-of-psychiatry-being-transgender-is-a-mental-disorder-biologically-impossible-210202

    This is mind numbing.

  • jclyerly

    Elfwick is a hoaxer – a parody account. Gotcha!!!

  • jclyerly

    Elfwick is a hoaxer – a parody account. Gotcha!!!

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